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Old 23rd Apr 2011, 09:49
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high spirits

You missed a bit:

Mav goes back to his room and logs on to PPRuNe to bemoan how good it was back in the 80's

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Old 23rd Apr 2011, 09:59
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Is this "Top Gun 2" or "Hot Shots 2" they are making?
Nope, it's "Top ****s 7". Features a lot of brown-nosing self-important blunts ..... apparently.
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If, in the pursuit of balance and diversity, the role of Maverick is played by Halle Berry, let the record show that LO stands ready to substitute for Kelly McGillis.
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I think the homoerotic subtext is a little bit of an overblown piece of retrospective urban myth.
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Old 23rd Apr 2011, 17:13
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FAO Old Duffer

Ask your Second to Google-up some recent images of said 'Ms' McGillis.

Then let me know if you still demand satisfaction.
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Apparently, Kelly McGillis has " Lost That Loving Feeling " For blokes anyway!



McGillis came out as a lesbian in April 2009 during an interview with SheWired.com, an LGBT-oriented web site.[13][14] She said that coming to terms with her sexual orientation has been an ongoing process since age 12, and she was long convinced that God was punishing her for being gay.[13][14] In 2010, Kelly McGillis entered into a civil union at a ceremony in Collingswood, New Jersey with Melanie Leis, a Philadelphia based sales executive; she and McGillis met in 2000 when Leis was a bartender at a restaurant in Key West, Florida which McGillis owned with her second husband, Fred Tillman.[
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Old 24th Apr 2011, 05:37
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I think a Bollywood version would tick all the boxes!

Great Kashmir setting – lots of Talibaddies (even the US audience could work out which side they’re supposed to cheer for)

Beach cricket instead of volleyball – clearly no chance of any Brit exchange pilot playing

No need for subtle homo-erotic subplot – they’ve still got a Jag force
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Old 24th Apr 2011, 06:32
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Needs a new title...... Top Thumb?

Mavs Dad was on a Phoenix crew in GW2, his aircraft never came back, repeatedly?

The last 20 years of Ops could provide a better subject, fast air, SH or AH for example.

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Old 24th Apr 2011, 10:37
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Good point Ivan, but we've had "Wings of the Apache" Tommy Lee Jones, Nicholas Cage and Sean Young.

As for Diginagain, I know that for Ms McGillis - how can I put this delicately - the years have not been kind to her but it's the principle, old boy, the principle!!

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Old 24th Apr 2011, 11:52
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"No need for subtle homo-erotic subplot – they’ve still got a Jag force"

+1

"I think the homoerotic subtext is a little bit of an overblown piece of retrospective urban myth."

-1 for choice of adjectives

By the way, the real-world model for the McGillis character is still staring down fighter pilots in DC, and instilling fiscal realism that has already eliminated 220-some JSFs from the 2011-16 plans. 130 more and she beats Hartmann!
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Old 24th Apr 2011, 12:09
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I imagine Cruise's cameo being regular cut's to him writing a blog about how much the whole damn thing is costing, and how the old Harrier force could do it cheaper.

"I think the homoerotic subtext is a little bit of an overblown piece of retrospective urban myth."
And that's what I thought till I watched it again a couple of months back.
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Old 24th Apr 2011, 16:52
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FAO Old Duffer

I would suggest that standards trump principles. Especially in this instance. However, I am happy to submit to your demand for satisfaction. You may chose the weapons, if I am permitted to select the venue. Rule 17 of Code Duello would seem to permit this.

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Old 24th Apr 2011, 19:48
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Originally Posted by Shell Management
I think the homoerotic subtext is a little bit of an overblown piece of retrospective urban myth.
And so does every one else at the Blue Oyster Shirtless Dancing Club and Spa

At least some good old scenes of in-shower debriefs will cheer the Harrier mates up!
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Old 24th Apr 2011, 21:49
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Old Duffer

You may choose the weapons
Try Harrier GR9s, that would make a lot of people happy!

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Old 24th Apr 2011, 22:30
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weapons of choice...wouldn't be anything but AGM-65
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Old 24th Apr 2011, 22:41
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Top Gun 2 - Another RPAS'd Scene

Following on from Leon J's post, here's another suggested RPAS'd scene:

Our two intrepid RPAS operators, having lost track of the time, stayed a bit too long on the Vegas Strip [wearing their "badged up drinking suits" of course]. They are racing each other in their Chevy Corvettes to get back to the RPAS operators' cabin in time for their next Top Gun "combat" sortie. [Gratuitous car chase scene down the Strip - CGI'd casinos in the background].

After passing security at one of the crash gate entrances, they line up next to each other, glance over and say: "I feel the need - for speed !" and with a wheel spinning take off a race down the taxiway ensues.

In the tower, SATCO is in Local pouring coffee which he spills down his front as the two Corvettes race past his window at over 100 mph.

Later, our two intrepid heroes are standing in the corridor outside Viper's office.

Inside, SATCO is ranting: "Two of your snot-nosed jockeys drove past my tower at over 100 mph. I want their butts !"

SATCO storms out of Viper's office and collides with an enlisted man carrying a tray of coffee cups.

SATCO: "Damn it - that's twice ! I want some butts !"

Viper comes to the door and address our heroes: "That just about covers exceeding the speed limit on the taxiway". 'Follow me". [Inside] "Gentlemen - you had a hell of a first day"
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Old 25th Apr 2011, 07:14
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Mmmmmmmmmm how will Goose buy the farm, DVT after 10 hours in the Lazy boy?
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Old 25th Apr 2011, 07:15
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Top Gun on Film 4 tonight
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Old 25th Apr 2011, 08:58
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Watch out for thumb blisters when you exceed the recommended number of Pause Presses on the Remote, during that volleyball scene
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Old 25th Apr 2011, 20:05
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Film 4 right now.

Willard, got your Kleenex?
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