Wo ist Helmut??
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Oh and by the way I am keeping my womans knickers on thank you, took bloody ages to nick erm of you helmut but i appreciate what you taught me about how to stop the frilly bits tickling the dangly bits cheers 
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CBR, I see your command of the English language is as stunning as ever. So much for a Public School education.
Floppy driver? Sorry mate, not me, only ever used it as a training hack.
I hear my twin is not coming now (that should save the old liver for a couple more years). If you browse this site mate, let us know. If I mention Umbungplatz, Doncaster and Asbach, you'll know who I am! (Did you ever get those rings off your T-shirt?)
Domestic fuhrer is now out of the funny farm and is sat next to me now. She sends her regards to all that know her.
murph, got your piccie of the landscape, just like SAMA really!
Floppyjock, let me know when your inbound and we'll RV at B.Lipp.
Onya, I just bet your sat there reading this forum wearing, mmm let me guess....a grey shirt, grey jeans, grey socks and a pair of hush puppies. Am I wrong?
Ol_ben, how’s the other 'alfs pussy? Still as furry as ever?
Alfie, you got a date for plank Sqn yet? See you at the Deathstar no doubt.
Mines a pint of Asbach (naturlich!)
Floppy driver? Sorry mate, not me, only ever used it as a training hack.
I hear my twin is not coming now (that should save the old liver for a couple more years). If you browse this site mate, let us know. If I mention Umbungplatz, Doncaster and Asbach, you'll know who I am! (Did you ever get those rings off your T-shirt?)
Domestic fuhrer is now out of the funny farm and is sat next to me now. She sends her regards to all that know her.
murph, got your piccie of the landscape, just like SAMA really!
Floppyjock, let me know when your inbound and we'll RV at B.Lipp.
Onya, I just bet your sat there reading this forum wearing, mmm let me guess....a grey shirt, grey jeans, grey socks and a pair of hush puppies. Am I wrong?
Ol_ben, how’s the other 'alfs pussy? Still as furry as ever?
Alfie, you got a date for plank Sqn yet? See you at the Deathstar no doubt.
Mines a pint of Asbach (naturlich!)
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Hmmmmmm helmut my command of pom is as stated all down to red wine fetish that I have started lately :-) And I do think that is should be mandatory on this forum for all to have had at least a bottle before sticking their bits on ere!!!! might get more humour less bollocks that way .
glad that Das Fuhrer is Ok and still keeping your fetishes fed say gday from moi. guess I know who Alfie is now with the plank remark. Anyway call us in deathstar some time blokey I as usual will be loitering with intent to actually do some thing. Should really just mail this instead of posting it but red wine does lead to idolness....... GREAT. :
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glad that Das Fuhrer is Ok and still keeping your fetishes fed say gday from moi. guess I know who Alfie is now with the plank remark. Anyway call us in deathstar some time blokey I as usual will be loitering with intent to actually do some thing. Should really just mail this instead of posting it but red wine does lead to idolness....... GREAT. :
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Right thats it Helm old matey I am bored and want to start a fight so here goes with the old ones which you alluded to in your previous post.
Q." what have flying a floppy and shagging a fat bird got in common"
A. !" Well there both comfortable and safe but by God you don't want anyone to see you doing it.
Helm you have control of to Deathstar when I sober up.
Tsuss
Q." what have flying a floppy and shagging a fat bird got in common"
A. !" Well there both comfortable and safe but by God you don't want anyone to see you doing it.
Helm you have control of to Deathstar when I sober up.
Tsuss
