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Gettin' Old

Old 26th Jun 2001, 03:30
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Mad Pax
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Slightly concerned...

Having turned another year older, I log on to find the font has grown substatially. How greatly does your eyesight degrade over time???



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Oi got a bran' new comboine 'aarverster...
 
Old 26th Jun 2001, 04:45
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Davaar
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Too much
 
Old 26th Jun 2001, 05:02
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Wholigan
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I would reply, but I can't read your post ....................
 
Old 26th Jun 2001, 16:10
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Man-on-the-fence
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What????

Errr.............Its ten past one.

Edited because I couldn't tell the time

[This message has been edited by Man-on-the-fence (edited 26 June 2001).]
 
Old 26th Jun 2001, 21:31
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You know, I came in here to do something, but I'm bu99ered if I can remember what it was!......
 
Old 26th Jun 2001, 21:59
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Whipping Boy's SATCO
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Did somebody say something?
 
Old 26th Jun 2001, 23:42
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Wholigan
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Now - where the Hell did I put my glasses?
 
Old 27th Jun 2001, 00:34
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Stray Fin
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Asses? Asses? No, no dear, they were definately horses.
 
Old 27th Jun 2001, 00:41
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And does personal abuse quicken the process?

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Old 27th Jun 2001, 02:15
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Who said anything about Chickens?

Now Neddy don't point that Hen at me, it may be loaded


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Old 27th Jun 2001, 03:47
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Well, thats just perfect, take the p1ss why don't you all!

Now, what the hell were we talking about...


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Old 27th Jun 2001, 12:43
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Charlie Luncher
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Red face

I think I can smell Wee

Bag check

Charlie sends
 
Old 27th Jun 2001, 18:46
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Man-on-the-fence
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Charlie

Nah! that'll be stale water in the Font.
 
Old 27th Jun 2001, 18:57
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Yer all Farkin' Barkin'
 
Old 27th Jun 2001, 23:09
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Right. I've read this thread thoroughly & I'm confused. That's 2 statements.
Got to go now cos my bags burst again & I have to wash my hands cos we've got jelly for tea.
 
Old 27th Jun 2001, 23:12
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Poisonous monkeys. Everywhere.
 
Old 27th Jun 2001, 23:14
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Q. What's 50ft long and smells of urine?

A. A conga on 216 Sqn......

I'll get my coat, if I can remember where I left it....ah! I know, it's next to my teeth, now where did I leave my teeth? Ah! I know, they're next to my tube of 'Emma Froid' cream, now, where did.........
 
Old 27th Jun 2001, 23:29
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Mad Pax, look, Biggles brought you some grapes.
I SAID. "BIGGLES BROUGHT YOU SOME GRAPES".

Ferk it Matron, put him in the "Departure Lounge".

 
Old 28th Jun 2001, 00:42
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Dimmer Switch
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You know, a spell in the military would do you lot the world of good.

Editted for........nope - haven't a clue!

[This message has been edited by Dimmer Switch (edited 27 June 2001).]
 
Old 28th Jun 2001, 01:23
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Q. Do you know who I am?

A. Ask matron, she'll tell you.

 

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