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26th Jun 2001, 03:30

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Mad Pax

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Gettin' Old

Slightly concerned...

Having turned another year older, I log on to find the font has grown substatially. How greatly does your eyesight degrade over time???

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Oi got a bran' new comboine 'aarverster...

26th Jun 2001, 04:45

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Davaar

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Too much

26th Jun 2001, 05:02

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Wholigan

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I would reply, but I can't read your post ....................

26th Jun 2001, 16:10

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Man-on-the-fence

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What????

Errr.............Its ten past one.

Edited because I couldn't tell the time

[This message has been edited by Man-on-the-fence (edited 26 June 2001).]

26th Jun 2001, 21:31

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Dimmer Switch

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You know, I came in here to do something, but I'm bu99ered if I can remember what it was!......

26th Jun 2001, 21:59

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Whipping Boy's SATCO

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Did somebody say something?

26th Jun 2001, 23:42

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Wholigan

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Now - where the Hell did I put my glasses?

27th Jun 2001, 00:34

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Stray Fin

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Asses? Asses? No, no dear, they were definately horses.

27th Jun 2001, 00:41

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N Genfire

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And does personal abuse quicken the process?

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27th Jun 2001, 02:15

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

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Who said anything about Chickens?

Now Neddy don't point that Hen at me, it may be loaded

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27th Jun 2001, 03:47

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Mad Pax

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Well, thats just perfect, take the p1ss why don't you all!

Now, what the hell were we talking about...

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Oi got a bran' new comboine 'aarverster...

27th Jun 2001, 12:43

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Charlie Luncher

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I think I can smell Wee

Bag check

Charlie sends

27th Jun 2001, 18:46

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Man-on-the-fence

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Charlie

Nah! that'll be stale water in the Font.

27th Jun 2001, 18:57

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Biggles Flies Undone

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Yer all Farkin' Barkin'

27th Jun 2001, 23:09

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stillin1

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Right. I've read this thread thoroughly & I'm confused. That's 2 statements.
Got to go now cos my bags burst again & I have to wash my hands cos we've got jelly for tea.

27th Jun 2001, 23:12

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The Brown Bottle

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Poisonous monkeys. Everywhere.

27th Jun 2001, 23:14

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EESDL

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Q. What's 50ft long and smells of urine?

A. A conga on 216 Sqn......

I'll get my coat, if I can remember where I left it....ah! I know, it's next to my teeth, now where did I leave my teeth? Ah! I know, they're next to my tube of 'Emma Froid' cream, now, where did.........

27th Jun 2001, 23:29

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Gainesy

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Mad Pax, look, Biggles brought you some grapes.
I SAID. "BIGGLES BROUGHT YOU SOME GRAPES".

Ferk it Matron, put him in the "Departure Lounge".

28th Jun 2001, 00:42

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Dimmer Switch

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You know, a spell in the military would do you lot the world of good.

Editted for........nope - haven't a clue!

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28th Jun 2001, 01:23

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Nil nos tremefacit

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Q. Do you know who I am?

A. Ask matron, she'll tell you.

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