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As long as you don't want to spend a penny while you are there! Apparently, as a result of the introduction of the Euro, Tony Blair has quietly enacted an Instrument of Parliament that forbids you using the phrase 'Spending a penny' (Punishable by a either a £20,000 fine or five years in prison) now one has to say ' I am just going to Euronate!' 
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Ah, at last a mil topic I feel qualified to comment on <img src="smile.gif" border="0">
The last time I bought The Mistress a drink I got into a bit of trouble. Just wondering if I can slip her a quick one now and get away with it.
What you reckon M?
The last time I bought The Mistress a drink I got into a bit of trouble. Just wondering if I can slip her a quick one now and get away with it.
What you reckon M?
Access Shaven, we're all still here.
Guys,Ladies, time please.
I'm stuck in Oman for the next 6 weeks and all you talk about is alcopops, surely there is more to life than alcohol. There is freedom, there are flowers, freshness, freedom and laughter,moonlight and dancing, romancing...
argh fu5k it I'll get me coat, look it's 2145z, that's 0140local over here, what da ya expect.
[ 10 January 2002: Message edited by: EESDL ]</p>
Guys,Ladies, time please.
I'm stuck in Oman for the next 6 weeks and all you talk about is alcopops, surely there is more to life than alcohol. There is freedom, there are flowers, freshness, freedom and laughter,moonlight and dancing, romancing...
argh fu5k it I'll get me coat, look it's 2145z, that's 0140local over here, what da ya expect.
[ 10 January 2002: Message edited by: EESDL ]</p>
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Oh Guys - you are all back. How wonderful! I really missed you all. Ice & lemon would be great especially the ice, just be careful where you put the lemon though!!! love from lipsmackin, thirstquenchin ever givin' me. Welcome home!
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errrm - when did this new ratings thing happen?
How come I don't feel any different <img src="smile.gif" border="0">
To the boys at PPrune Admin and the Moderators - I love you too.
I guess the next round is on me <img src="wink.gif" border="0">
How come I don't feel any different <img src="smile.gif" border="0">
To the boys at PPrune Admin and the Moderators - I love you too.
I guess the next round is on me <img src="wink.gif" border="0">
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As it's been such a good week let's pop some Bolli, darling.
Anyone driving along the A40 past Witney of late may have noticed a new sign affixed to the back wall of the Fabulous Bakin' Boys factory (bakers of muffins and flapjacks). It carries a small photograph of Fanny Craddock (famous TV cook of yesteryear) and in huge letters says:
"Our muffins are moist and sticky like Fanny's"
Oh really!
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"What have you done today, to make you feel proud"
M People
[ 20 January 2002: Message edited by: The Mistress ]</p>
Anyone driving along the A40 past Witney of late may have noticed a new sign affixed to the back wall of the Fabulous Bakin' Boys factory (bakers of muffins and flapjacks). It carries a small photograph of Fanny Craddock (famous TV cook of yesteryear) and in huge letters says:
"Our muffins are moist and sticky like Fanny's"
Oh really!
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"What have you done today, to make you feel proud"
M People
[ 20 January 2002: Message edited by: The Mistress ]</p>
