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Old 31st Oct 2001, 20:57
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One of my work friends just brought in the latest BEST magazine. Check out Bendict on page 29 - get's my vote. Not an up hill gardner, just sympathetic to him since he will no doubt get much stick! Do we have fighter pilots at Marham?!!!
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Now thats a thread title thats sure to have the RAF chaps clicking on it.
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Poor sod is in for some major p*ss taking!.

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What the f*ck is 'Best' magazine? Another of those aftershave, bottled water and £80-a-pair jeans comics?

Remember 'Mayfair' before it went downmarket? At least you knew what you were getting!!
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Come on then, spill the beans....what the hell is 'Best' magazine + what is the article about?!

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Sounds well dodgy to me.....

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Well my friends. BEST magazine is a ladies mag (Not porn!) - my work mate being a lady. Benedict is apparently a Flt Lt entering in to a cheesy pose for the 2002 calendar competition. Sqn badge and all!!! Check it out and you can even phone in for Benedict the Fighter Pilot, from Marham?
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It seems to me you may be the one they call Benedict!! You seem very keen to draw peoples attention to read the magazine and vote for you.

Hope it's worth it.

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Unfortunately cant get hold of BEST out here. Any URLs we can look at, or how about scanning in said picture so we can have a laugh?!
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If you get to view the wonderful pose with the suggestively unzipped flying suit and the medallion man chest, you'd realise that no one would want to draw attention to themselves in this cheesio comp.
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Well , Ben , nice photo. I do hope that in the near future it is not used to identify you as fast jet pilot on the famous tornado sqn . Bats and twats ive heard them called ... need i say more . Id be having a serious chat with my misses if she'd done that to me !!! If you did it to yourself , then your ego's so big you should be on Harriers
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Not having seen the picture (probably fortunately), is the modest unassuming chap in question Benedict M** ?
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Great to see that some one else has seen this boner. I have managed to get the mug shot & cheesey pose scanned but how do I get the glorious evidence on the web and a URL link on this site? Just love the way he has pulled the zip of his grow bag down to reveal his chest - NOT!!! Divorce looks likely Benedict. Lucky guess PCD.

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Ben the Boner can't be a Fighter mate. No Fighter mate would ever be found posing for some cheesey snapshot....but then again!

I once saw a photo set of an F3, its Nav (in flying kit with polo stick) and a polo pony??? Thankfully his growbag was done up.
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ralf , place it on a web page then linke the web page address(URL) on this forum easy peasy lemon squeezey
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R C'Man, I'm a bit slow on the uptake but not quite that slow. Trouble is, where do I post our venerable friend? I usually surf the porno... Err Hm, Gentlemens sites and I cannot post poor old Ben there. His wifey may get upset. Any ideas? I was worried about security, but he's already in the public domain so fair do's!
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Posing fighter jocks and talk of the wild cat Sqn at the South East Anglian airfield now in the hands of brown jobs in the 'Has Saluting had its Day' thread, reminds me of the unmarried CO from just before we gave it away who flew from said unit in the 70s as a Flt Lt. He found a cheesy B&W photo of self with bone dome hugged against ribs under crooked arm, wearing mandatory grow bag and leaning against his valiant steed. Said photo was made into sufficient numbers of Valentine's Day cards by reprographics and sent to EVERY single WRAF airwoman and officer on the stn. Aaaaah, thems were the days!
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Flex,

On ya mate. Bet you are going to kill the wife now. Did it mention you were the lead singer in a band? Cheers from downunder....
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Soooo, I guess the chat up line (if you were 'bowling from that end') would be:

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Benedict?!

Arf, arf!
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Forget about Benedict. Which magazine is this pic from? And is there a full 'spread'?



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