Group 2 Captaincy - Quickest Route?

[Axel-Flo]

Notwithstanding the individuals with raw ability, skill, integrity, leadership and, not to underestimate its value, the respect of their peers..................................What's the best way of short cutting your co's tour and being "AWARDED" (or rewarded) your captaincy?

[Pontius Navigator]

no sense of smell?

[ZH875]

Change your surname to 'Wales'

[Gnd]

Have a crash? - or is that speeding up promotion ????

[Chris Griffin]

Blackmail
"Pester" Flt Cdr or Boss
Gender reassignment surgery

Or if you're really keen - all of the above.

Keep fishing Axel.

[Runaway Gun]

NOT shagging your Boss's wife
- or his husband/boyfriend/s.

[Gnd]

If you knew some of my bosses better 1/2s, youd be an SAC for a fair old time (given the chance)!!

[juliet]

Get on to the Desk as a programmer. Put yourself down for an upgrade. Its worked before, it will work again.

[DaveyBoy]

Impress your boss with your staffwork by learning how to spell words like underestimate and its?

[Vage Rot]

Grow a pair of breasts and dye your hair blonde?

[Yeller_Gait]

Grow a pair of breasts and dye your hair blonde?

Vage,


Don't you know anything? How can you say such a thing? That is how you get to be OC Admin Wg (or whatever they are calling that nowadays), not an ME captain.

Y_G

[Seldomfitforpurpose]

Vage,

Quite a few of the ME chaps I know have already satisfied the first part of that solution.............

[Vage Rot]

Yeller_Gait, having a pair of breasts isn't a pre-requisite for being an OC Admin! How could you possibly be so sexist!!???

Carry on like that and the MoD might just send you on the same course as 'H'!
If you need a quiet word, then your friendly, local EO chap is always available - give me a call!!

Seldom, old chap! It's true, many ME have developed a pair of Tits, many FJ crew are Tits and many ex-Tits now have no bollcks either!!