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Old 20th Dec 2008, 20:30
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Your ideal WRAF

Since some other thread has caused so much angst, I thought I'd try a more light hearted one - so, you have 10-odd billion £, you don't have to worry about 'shagging British' (although avoid straying out of NATO) and your brief is to create a good all purpose WRAF for the UK. See what you all come up with.

So, if you're bored - have a go!

I'll freely admit i'm no expert, but I believe a left field choice would be a particularly nice blond big breasted adminer from Conningsby for a Group shag WRAF - large breasted, capable of being refuelled by a team of five off rough carpets close to the main gate, good payload, yet with good looks and capable of looking after herself! Plus about half the cost of some nagging civvy bird from Doncaster,
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So I guess that it would be non-PC to mention;
1. Legs
2. Walrus
3. Too lazy
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Any trim WRAF in flat shoes, stockings and a shapely ankle. Mmmmmmmm.

I just love 'em.
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Shapely ankle?

So can you now get them with their legs on the right way up?

Or is that just the one shapely ankle?
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Carlsberg don't make WRAFs but if they did......

They would not burst into tears on an ad hoc basis.
They would not write rosters to blatently suit themselves.
They would not explode upon the occasion of their twenty-fifth birthday,

and,

on occasions, they would pitch up to work on time.
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Just for BEags....

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there is no such thing as they will sue for bigger tits or promotion

perfect waaf , no such thing
 
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Perfect WRAF???? A divorced one. And the further away the better
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My wife, I'm told.
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I could just give you a name but she'd be embarrassed!

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.....nowadays they fly as well ......

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Disgusting! Who showed her how to tie a Windsor knot?

Was this a case of "Your office, WRAF's underwear inspection, at the double" whatever that old QR was?
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Teeters,

Grabbers specifically said 'flat shoes'......

And those who fly aren't WRAFs though, are they?

Aren't all of today's uniformed gals women members of the RAF, rather than members of the Women's RAF?

And if we're counting today's ladies, I have to say that the recent AFC winner ticks all the right boxes - if not as a pin up (which might well be degrading or demeaning), then surely as the 'ideal WRAF'.

She's clearly a brave and consumate professional aviator (aviatrice?), so she'd be a valued colleague and comrade, and an asset to her squadron, I'm sure. I'd like to buy her a beer and shake her by the hand.

And (this light-hearted thread aside) isn't the 'ideal WRAF' someone whose gender doesn't matter, but who gets the job done without fuss or favour?
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the thread is not about their flying skills.... more about their blowing skills. To that end, not bothered whether they are pilot or pen-pusher. We want someone pretty, dirty and who doesn't like eating much.

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Yes of course, fliers (and all females) are RAF these days, since about 1985 IIRC. For some reason lady doctors were always RAF and not WRAF, as one grumpily told me once ....

....... and MG, to whom I guess you are referring, is DFC, not AFC - can't think of a female AFC ...... yet.

...... and to complete this issue of Pedants' Corner, surely Section Officer Harvey, whom you depict, was WAAF not WRAF, which came later (and of course earlier too!).

.... but I hope nobody is too serious on this thread.
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For what it's worth I reckon recent DFC winning 'MG' has great things in front of her.
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without sounding crude and rude, any instances of the above picture worn by real life serving female personnel in the RAF!!
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Thought there was a post by ML;T just now?
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