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Can I have my briefs back please.

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Old 27th Sep 2008, 22:57
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Angry Can I have my briefs back please.

During a pre-airshow gym session on 12 Sep 08 at the Leuchars Gymnasium, some bright spark thought it would be a good idea to hoist my mid briefs from the changing room. There are several problems with this:

1, It was my new RAF Collection mid briefs that I got 1 year ago and they were my favourite underpants.
2, It has a Brevet printed to leg..
3,They had skid marks in them.
4, its theft dumbass.

If anyone out there knows anything about this I'd like to hear from you. I have had this item of under garment for a year and while they might make a cool souvenir for someone, it means a hell of a lot more to me. Its such a dumb and crap thing to do. That stuff is pretty distinctive, and incredibly comfortable and supportive with the RAF's logo "Per Ardua ad Astra" as a jacquard waistband.. They have a Brevet printed to leg, and a Non-functional opening. If the perpetrator is reading this I hope you don't think you can wear that stuff and get away with it!

For the rest of you, we can't even trust our fellow military flyers and their guests anymore. Sad but the unfortunate thruth.

Here is a photo.

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Old 27th Sep 2008, 23:03
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3,They had skid marks in them.
Been eating too many Kiwi fruits?
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Man - Thats low,

Things must be bad up north with all that pilfering.
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Not all Kiwis are fruits - are they
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Serves you right for committing jockstrappery!


At least, I presume that's what goes on in a 'gym', whatever that might be?
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I had thought about starting a thread asking for my virginity back (lost in an officers' mess one Friday evening quite a few years back. Thanks H)

On the other hand..........
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You think thats bad?

I've just had my "briefs" stolen also.

My opintel briefs were all stored on powerpoint on the laptop I just had nicked









Not really.

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x213a,

Did your briefs also have skiddies in them?
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There was a "grandslam" mentioned. Does that count?

My "command briefs" do have scrambled egg on the front though

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Anyone who owns anything from the RAF Collection deserves to be strung up themselves
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Are they crabs repellent?
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Is the map to scale ?
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What about "the poo-pit"?
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Missing Shreddies

What is a 'gym session'?
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Slow news day, but this is better than some of the other drivvel on this site!

half mile - you disgust me!
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Drivel has only one v.

Sorry L J R, it's a slow news day.

I'll get my coat! Oh, where is it? Where's my shreddies too?

Damn it, the Leuchars Light-fingered Lout has struck again!!!!

Wibble, wibble, wibble
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1.5 M - are your briefs Protectively Marked?
 
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My underpants have an emergency map of Afghan on the front.....
Man, judging by the colour, those marks should be at the back.
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