Can I have my jacket, wings and hat back please?
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Shy Torque: You been to Donny lately? All the girls weigh 18 stone. I'm out of my weight division...
Below the Glidepath - not correcting
Wouldn't a discrete word with the PMC elicit a more positive response than announcing to the free world that ethical conduct and integrity has apparently gone AWOL in the Leuchars Officers' Mess? Tar Brushes are awfully messy weapons.
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They want you back, they said something about a dirty RAF bloke with no jacket, hat or sunglasses. By the way, they both weigh 18 stone now
Originally Posted by artyhug
Whilst we're on the subject I was wondering if anyone had seen my dignity anywhere? Last seen disappearing over the horizon at a great rate of knots many moons ago....
.....Kiwi exchange from what exactly??
Maybe mofo is not (take a deep breath and steady yourself) a FJ pilot?
It has been known.
(But to be fair, if mofo is the Kiwi I think he is, he eats quiche and wears a spangly red growbag, a bit like Captain Amazing without the cape.)
Errr, I disagree.
If he's the Kiwi I think he is, he wears a green zoombag, and spangly red Jocks!
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
If he's the Kiwi I think he is, he wears a green zoombag, and spangly red Jocks!
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Just wondered why, if he's no longer in the NZ air force, he would be wearing an NZ jacket, hat and wings.
Does that mean that people will be pitching up to work in cub scout, boy's brigade and any other old kit they have lying about?
Does that mean that people will be pitching up to work in cub scout, boy's brigade and any other old kit they have lying about?
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Probably forgotten in which 'coffee' bar he left it 
Years ago one Fred Tiernan went to the mess at Waddo for lunch, hung his raincoat on the peg in the side corridor.
When he returned for his next tour, 3 years later, it was still there but a nice shade of greeny blue.
Years ago one Fred Tiernan went to the mess at Waddo for lunch, hung his raincoat on the peg in the side corridor.
When he returned for his next tour, 3 years later, it was still there but a nice shade of greeny blue.
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A friend of mine's dad scarpered from France via Dunkirk some decades ago, losing his false teeth somewhere on the beach. This really upset him, but fifty years later he was at a reunion in Dunkirk and they all had a fish supper in a seafood restaurant. My friend's dad sliced open his beautiful piece of fish and - guess what? - no sign of his teeth.
The moral is that the more you want it back the less likely it is to appear, so just steal someone else's.
The moral is that the more you want it back the less likely it is to appear, so just steal someone else's.
