Joke Cat Form - HELP!
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Joke Cat Form - HELP!
Hello Chaps,
I'm writing a joke catorgarisation form for one of my friends to be included in a speech about him, if anybody has anything particularly cutting or funny that they think might go, please post here.
Cheers!
I'm writing a joke catorgarisation form for one of my friends to be included in a speech about him, if anybody has anything particularly cutting or funny that they think might go, please post here.
Cheers!
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Two I've honestly had on my flying reports (not recently)
"JTIDS, sometimes you have the touch of a Gorilla."
and
"If you put enough monkeys in enough Bulldogs one of them will do the perfect Barrel Roll. That is the only way I can explain your aerobatics today."
"JTIDS, sometimes you have the touch of a Gorilla."
and
"If you put enough monkeys in enough Bulldogs one of them will do the perfect Barrel Roll. That is the only way I can explain your aerobatics today."
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Push stick forwards...noise increases, and houses get bigger...
Pull stick back, noise decreases, and houses get smaller...
Until silence reigns, then houses get bigger, and bad smell pervades the cockpit.....
watp,iktch
Pull stick back, noise decreases, and houses get smaller...
Until silence reigns, then houses get bigger, and bad smell pervades the cockpit.....
watp,iktch
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an old favourite......
This man would be out of his depth in a puddle.
or
This man is a prime example of why all engineers think pilots are utterly useless at real work.
or
Aircraft are designed to be flown with grace and precision, not clubbed about the sky by a ham fisted ape.
This man would be out of his depth in a puddle.
or
This man is a prime example of why all engineers think pilots are utterly useless at real work.
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Aircraft are designed to be flown with grace and precision, not clubbed about the sky by a ham fisted ape.
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This man is known to his peers as Strobe, usually dim with flashes of brilliance.
Flt LT X uses Her Majesty's aircraft to transport his genitals from one overseas sexual liaison to another.
Flt LT X uses Her Majesty's aircraft to transport his genitals from one overseas sexual liaison to another.
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Flt. Lieut. Y is in many ways a model Officer; it is therefore with some regret that I report that he does not appear to be a working model.
P/O X conducts himself to his entire satisfaction.
P/O X conducts himself to his entire satisfaction.
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"When Aircrew Cadet X arrived at AAITC he was a loud, brash and coarse individual. In the six weeks he has been here the only thing that has changed is his age"
Fortunately, not written about oneself...
Fortunately, not written about oneself...