Joke Cat Form - HELP!
"When he says he has control, he lies!"
"His pre-flight brief was poor - although it was undoubtedly the best part of the flight"
"His attempts at AAR demonstrated an eagerness of technique second only to that exhibited by a nuclear submariner making love to his girl friend after six months under the polar ice cap!"
"After 4 of his landings, even the runway began to complain"
"His pre-flight brief was poor - although it was undoubtedly the best part of the flight"
"His attempts at AAR demonstrated an eagerness of technique second only to that exhibited by a nuclear submariner making love to his girl friend after six months under the polar ice cap!"
"After 4 of his landings, even the runway began to complain"
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"If Flying Officer Bloggs was ever to end up in a prisoner of war camp, he would make life hell for the commandant. However, I object to him practising on me in the meantime."
"Flying Officer Bloggs has the wit and comic timing that any comedian would be proud of. Sadly, being a comedian is not a pre-requisite for a co-pilot."
"Flying Officer Bloggs pumps the throttles on the Hercules like a demented Lascar seaman pumping the bilges of a leaking ship rounding Cape Horn in a Force 9 gale."
"Flying Officer Bloggs has the wit and comic timing that any comedian would be proud of. Sadly, being a comedian is not a pre-requisite for a co-pilot."
"Flying Officer Bloggs pumps the throttles on the Hercules like a demented Lascar seaman pumping the bilges of a leaking ship rounding Cape Horn in a Force 9 gale."
