You joined to be killed, stop moaning!
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TALIBAN forces in southern Afghanistan were in retreat last night after a fresh offensive by Britain's nancy boy actors.
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'Those Taliban get me so worked up'
The absolute darlings flounced into combat late last week and took-up a series of extremely limp-wristed positions along the Helmand River.
After applying some moisturiser and waxing their chests, they began wave after wave of beastly, high-pitched attacks on key Taliban targets.
An Army spokesman said: "They were soooo well organised. Each platoon wore colour-coded bandanas and everyone had plenty of mineral water.
"There was a slight hitch when 'C' company forgot their motivation, but we just sat them down and said, 'the Taliban are all smelly and evil and you're the big, tough soldier who's avenging the death of a very close personal friend'.
"Major Everett was especially brave, sneaking up on this really butch Taliban fighter and then slapping him very hard on the upper arm until they both started crying.
"Then they sat down and watched St Trinian's until the Taliban fellow shot himself."
He added: "Major Everett is understandably very shaken by the whole experience and has retired to his tent with a Cadbury's Chocolate Orange and a copy of Tatler."
(borrowed from www.thedailymash.co.uk )
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'Those Taliban get me so worked up'
The absolute darlings flounced into combat late last week and took-up a series of extremely limp-wristed positions along the Helmand River.
After applying some moisturiser and waxing their chests, they began wave after wave of beastly, high-pitched attacks on key Taliban targets.
An Army spokesman said: "They were soooo well organised. Each platoon wore colour-coded bandanas and everyone had plenty of mineral water.
"There was a slight hitch when 'C' company forgot their motivation, but we just sat them down and said, 'the Taliban are all smelly and evil and you're the big, tough soldier who's avenging the death of a very close personal friend'.
"Major Everett was especially brave, sneaking up on this really butch Taliban fighter and then slapping him very hard on the upper arm until they both started crying.
"Then they sat down and watched St Trinian's until the Taliban fellow shot himself."
He added: "Major Everett is understandably very shaken by the whole experience and has retired to his tent with a Cadbury's Chocolate Orange and a copy of Tatler."
(borrowed from www.thedailymash.co.uk )
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He lives in Germany...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Everett
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Everett
Try as I might, I've searched wikipedia, and I can't find the word 'C*ck' in his entry.
So to speak.
Of course his many fans, might contact him here..
Rupert Everett
Handprint Entertainment
1100 Glendon Avenue
Suite 1000
Los Angeles, CA 90024
USA
So to speak.
Of course his many fans, might contact him here..
Rupert Everett
Handprint Entertainment
1100 Glendon Avenue
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Los Angeles, CA 90024
USA
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Boycott his films
yes, I'm going to stop watching Shrek in protest, that'll scare him.
It could be that you lot can't see beyond your own ego's of course. So what if he expresses an opinion, that's his right, which we all fight to protect....
Kevlar brolly ready.................
It could be that you lot can't see beyond your own ego's of course. So what if he expresses an opinion, that's his right, which we all fight to protect....
Kevlar brolly ready.................
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Rupert Everett
c/o ICM
Oxford House
76 Oxford Street
London
W1N 0AX
England
Although to be fair I think he has a point. In the same way that Military Personnel join the Armed Forces to be killed, Actors join their profession to be abused on the casting couch by some fat casting agent, to fail their auditions and work as frustrated waiters in LA doing 'tricks for sailors' when their tips don't pay the rent. I've also heard he does it for money, with men.
c/o ICM
Oxford House
76 Oxford Street
London
W1N 0AX
England
Although to be fair I think he has a point. In the same way that Military Personnel join the Armed Forces to be killed, Actors join their profession to be abused on the casting couch by some fat casting agent, to fail their auditions and work as frustrated waiters in LA doing 'tricks for sailors' when their tips don't pay the rent. I've also heard he does it for money, with men.
