Fat First Officer Thread
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Stop it! You're all being fattist - or is it sizist? From wide(!) experience I can advise that there's one sure way of losing weight and that's to stop f*cking eating! 
Mrs Ex is pleased to report that I'm now having to buy new trousers to fit my reduced waist line which is now down to what it was when I was 17. Any improvement in my looks is unfortunately far outside our budget...
I found that one sure way of wrong-footing a male Civil Serpent was to greet his female colleague first. It's all to do with perceived worth, you know; stercus-accidit is absolutely correct.
Mrs Ex is pleased to report that I'm now having to buy new trousers to fit my reduced waist line which is now down to what it was when I was 17. Any improvement in my looks is unfortunately far outside our budget...
I found that one sure way of wrong-footing a male Civil Serpent was to greet his female colleague first. It's all to do with perceived worth, you know; stercus-accidit is absolutely correct.
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A much-missed mate was once rebuked by a larger woman who accused him of being "Fattist" and was thus given the golden opportunity to respond with:
"No love, I think you'll find that you're fattest"
BTW - I dream of being a Senior First Officer
"No love, I think you'll find that you're fattest"
BTW - I dream of being a Senior First Officer
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Ahh Scribbler
What a figure you must cut now! The waist of a seventeen year old and man boobs as well
No one left to fill Danny La Rues shoes (high heels), could be a good second income
What a figure you must cut now! The waist of a seventeen year old and man boobs as well
No one left to fill Danny La Rues shoes (high heels), could be a good second income
