Mess Cannon

[Blacksheep]

Is this the Ultimate Mess Cannon?

[Mr C Hinecap]

It can't be. It looks too safe and people are wearing hard hats.

The ultimate mess cannon would be so dangerous and gash you should really be calling NARO every time it is fired.

[Olly O'Leg]

And there's not enough people with beer in their hands standing around saying "Nah, you want to do it like this......"

[airborne_artist]

And it's not aimed at anything valuable/important eg 2* or above

[MostlyHarmless]

*Aiming* a mess cannon? There's an interesting concept.

[Runaway Gun]

"Yyeeeaahhh, mahh boy found dis thang in Eye-rakk, so he mailed it home for nuttin, we gave it a lick o'paint, an its great fer home protection."

[bayete]

Looks like a modified version of Kirsty.
Is she still fireing at ULAS? Seem to recall Lynx Java being the preferred fuel, putting 440ml Tesco Value Lager cans through a piano at 50yards!!!

[Mmmmnice]

none of the firing party is covered in burning lighter fuel post an ill advised attempt at a hot relight/second firing. no sign of cabbages, tennis balls, soup cans or other suitable projectile. some of you will have been to the following site - a gent who obviously takes his craft very seriously!
http://www.spudtech.com/

[GOLF_BRAVO_ZULU]

Compressed air! Where's the skill in that? and not a Pringle in sight.