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Interpretrix means to interpret my online trix you goddam cretin. Its a damn good job you did not select a trade to do with RAF Intelligence, lol,lol,lol. now one of those nice snowdrops would have sussed me out by now. They would never have risen to the bait.
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In my own experience I have discovered that those who critisise spelling and grammar and punctuation are often the one's who given an english test would score lower than the person they critisised. I dont think much of your pitiful contribution to date. Maybe all you can talk about are engines, nuts, bolts and spanners.
I am British by birth and served for 3 years in the Ist Battalion the Green Howards, now the 2nd Battalion the Yorkshire Regiment. I met and married the Daughter of a now retired USAF Brigadier General and settled in the states. American English and English have many different spellings for the same words.
I am British by birth and served for 3 years in the Ist Battalion the Green Howards, now the 2nd Battalion the Yorkshire Regiment. I met and married the Daughter of a now retired USAF Brigadier General and settled in the states. American English and English have many different spellings for the same words.
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Verily I tempt you all with a strange combination of Victorian gentleman speak and American slang, I laugh at you all, you underpaid brylcream ladyboy fruit trough woppers, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.....now go away or I will taunt the 3rd non combat arm of HM forces a 2nd time lol lol lol lol lol lol
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This thread is f***ing priceless!! My morale has gone through the roof! Keep up the good work Vercingetorix........
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This thread is f***ing priceless!! My morale has gone through the roof! Keep up the good work Vercingetorix........
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The Brylcream boys
You are most definately not underpaid. Your salary is far better from Corporal rank and above than are the salaries of most civilian equivelent jobs. Ok so you dont get overtime and even in the RAF you may occassionally have too stretch your working week from 40 to around 50 hours. Now Matlows and Squaddies they work 60 plus hours most weeks. On active service an Infantry soldier may work 24/7 for 4 days without any sleep. Far too much for you Brylcream boys to handle ( rock apes, snowdrops and coverts exempted because they work for a living). That is why you chose to join the RAF because it was the easy option. You only do 6 to 8 weeks initial training. The navy does 9, the army a minimum of 13, unless infantry when it is 24 to 30 weeks. Royal Marines do 33 weeks.
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Ahem, old boy! The nick is interpretrix not the one you stated. Still we all make mistakes even you. Now stop that! shaking your hand that way bending your wrist and blowing me a kiss. We know your a ginger beer lover. Indeed the sexual preference of all those who join the RAF is in question. It is often believed thay you dont even know what gender you are.
When I woke up this morning I was feeling a little queer! But now I am feeling rarther gay! Do you fancy a ginger beer down at the brown hatter inn? I hear the faggots they serve for lunch are quite tasty ducky dear.
When I woke up this morning I was feeling a little queer! But now I am feeling rarther gay! Do you fancy a ginger beer down at the brown hatter inn? I hear the faggots they serve for lunch are quite tasty ducky dear.
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"In my own experience I have discovered that those who critisise spelling and grammar and punctuation are often the one's who given an english test would score lower than the person they critisised."
Nope, just people who can actually spell. Now run along and catch some criminals. Maybe then you can hone your written English skills on the subsequent report sheet.
Nope, just people who can actually spell. Now run along and catch some criminals. Maybe then you can hone your written English skills on the subsequent report sheet.
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Just thought it would be good to see the dog again - should we not move it across to the caption contest - what!
Interpretrix, I had really crap day at the office (non combatant you understand - if you discount fighting JPA); this post put the smile back on my face. By the way, can you still get Brylecream in the US of A?
Interpretrix, I had really crap day at the office (non combatant you understand - if you discount fighting JPA); this post put the smile back on my face. By the way, can you still get Brylecream in the US of A?
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Recruit training varies according to the service. The closer to the action the longer the initial training. Civvies in uniform get 6 to 8 weeks square bashing to learn about marching, rank insignia, air force history, air force law, a little bit about field craft( how to hide from the Flt Sgt and OC flt). What a rifle looks like and how to fire it. How to make a bed, clean the floor and polish boots. and it takes 8 weeks to learn that!
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Brylcream in the USA
Yes you most certainly can still get brylcream in the USA. By the way, My late father was a complete bastard and he was a former RAF Squadron Leader, WW2. He had one cushy number as a Bomber Pilot in Bulewayo, Southern Rodesia. Bloody freemason wangled a cushy posting. He had been training for the goddamn priesthood when war broke out in 1939. He decided flying would be more fun so applied for a Commission. Halli bleeding luya! He should have waited a year and applied to be a RAF Padre. He would sure be closer to heaven in the Air Force. One of his brother officers was the guy who once introduced "all our yesterdays" a 10 year series about life in the UK between 1935 and 1945. Brian Inglis was his name.
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What is the point of this?
I was a UK PC, and to be honest, neither I, nor many of those I worked with gave a toss what the Mil equivilent rank was. It's irrelevent. It matters not.
In relation to incidents where the Mil provide aid to civilain power, then senior Police Officer on scene is in charge, no matter what rank he is, and no matter what rank the senior Mil officer is, and yes, that can mean a PC running the show and an Air MArshall doing what he's told. So your comparison means nothing at all.
Pay. RAFP/RMP/Navy Regs do not do the same job as civvie Police, they don't have the same responsibility, they don't have the same decision making devolved to them. So yes, they are paid less, then again so are Mil pilots, ATCO', Aircraft Engineers and most other trades, when compared to Civilians.
Oh and you quote the Commisioner Of Police of the Metropolis in your pay scales for Police Officers, he isn't a Police Officer, he's a JP.
What is the point of this?
I was a UK PC, and to be honest, neither I, nor many of those I worked with gave a toss what the Mil equivilent rank was. It's irrelevent. It matters not.
In relation to incidents where the Mil provide aid to civilain power, then senior Police Officer on scene is in charge, no matter what rank he is, and no matter what rank the senior Mil officer is, and yes, that can mean a PC running the show and an Air MArshall doing what he's told. So your comparison means nothing at all.
Pay. RAFP/RMP/Navy Regs do not do the same job as civvie Police, they don't have the same responsibility, they don't have the same decision making devolved to them. So yes, they are paid less, then again so are Mil pilots, ATCO', Aircraft Engineers and most other trades, when compared to Civilians.
Oh and you quote the Commisioner Of Police of the Metropolis in your pay scales for Police Officers, he isn't a Police Officer, he's a JP.
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Metropolitan Police Commissioner
Wrong. He is both a serving police officer and a justice of the peace. But the current occupier is a complete tosser and psudo criminal. The UK is the only so called democracy were a serving police officer can murder an innocent member of the public and then conspire to pervert the course of justice, fabricate evidence and walk away scot free. Never ever in the british police history as a serving police officer who murdered an innocent civilian who posed no threat and was not armed, nor even a criminal, ever stood in the dock. In the states although we discharge our firearms frequently in defence of our own lives and the public, would we ever get away with murder. Under prime minister blair over 8000 new criminal offenses have been added tio the statute books. For instance, it is now a criminal offence in the UK for a person who owns a burglar alarm to nominate another person to switch it off in their absense (fact). In north Wales you have a Chief Constable, whom is former mentor constable called a complete cretin, who diverts more resources to policing traffic than he does to major crime.
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interpretrix you say your sig is to 'interpret my online trix':
Would this be Trix the tick remover system, Trix the model trains, Trix the cereal (or do you mean you are the silly rabbit from the makers of the cereal) or are you part of Trix v0.9 a QT Blog where it is safe to feed trolls like you.
Your intelligent banter is actually so amusing that your base insults just improve the comedy value of this thread.
Would this be Trix the tick remover system, Trix the model trains, Trix the cereal (or do you mean you are the silly rabbit from the makers of the cereal) or are you part of Trix v0.9 a QT Blog where it is safe to feed trolls like you.
Your intelligent banter is actually so amusing that your base insults just improve the comedy value of this thread.
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I see, so we were lied to by our instructors at Hendon then were we?
The Commisioner, deputy Commisioner, Assistants Commisoners and Deputy Assistant Commisioners are not Constables, they are JP's. Which is why a Met Officer can be sworn in by them, a non Met Officer has to be sworn in by a local Magistrate.
In this country, in order to be a Police Officer, you need to be a Constable, they are not, end discussion.....
Thanks for your assessment of events 2 years ago. It's been done to death before, there is no evidence to support the claims you made, but why let anything like that stand in the way of a rant.
Now, are you going to answer the question I asked, what is the point, given that no one effected is bothered by the comparisons?
I see, so we were lied to by our instructors at Hendon then were we?
The Commisioner, deputy Commisioner, Assistants Commisoners and Deputy Assistant Commisioners are not Constables, they are JP's. Which is why a Met Officer can be sworn in by them, a non Met Officer has to be sworn in by a local Magistrate.
In this country, in order to be a Police Officer, you need to be a Constable, they are not, end discussion.....
Thanks for your assessment of events 2 years ago. It's been done to death before, there is no evidence to support the claims you made, but why let anything like that stand in the way of a rant.
Now, are you going to answer the question I asked, what is the point, given that no one effected is bothered by the comparisons?
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Well that is a compliment indeed from a brylcream boy! I am glad to improve your moral and give you a good laugh. This website is sadly lacking in such bizarre humour. Well that is good old tommy atkins for you.( he says with a crafty half smile).
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$80000 after 30 years with 2 yearly increments and 11 days leave a year. Wow such largesse.
As for the dear father, he obviously made a mistake and got the son he deserved.
As for the dear father, he obviously made a mistake and got the son he deserved.
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Henrico County Police Leave entitlement
Your not reading the website properly. up to 40 days leave a year can be obtained plus additional leave for a wide variety of other purposes. Police leave in the states varies widely from force to force. actual leave starts at 15 days, sure lower than in the UK but it rises quickly.
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The met are loathed by all other forces including the city of london police
Yes your right those 4 ranks are indeed justices of the peace. Are more honestly, justices of inciting the plods to commit crimes against the citizenry under the pretext of keeping the peace.
Your bosses have some slogan, "policing by consent". Well there is no such think as policing by consent. There is only policing by act of parliament.
Your bosses have some slogan, "policing by consent". Well there is no such think as policing by consent. There is only policing by act of parliament.