Air Force Air Stewards

[airborne_artist]

I'm regularly in touch with the feminine side - she's here working with me - excuse me while I pat her ar$e

[I've_got a traveller]

Highlife

Do you have any female stewards wanting to come over? They'd have a jolly good time. Now, I would take them under my wing, in fact I wouldn't be too fussy on where I took them !!! Yak yak

[airborne_artist]

IGAT - a lad on the RN EFTS course after me was pleasured by two WRAF stewards "flying in formation" at Leeming ISTR - and neither was a double-bagger, so it can be done

[highlifeboy]

Thanks for all your help guyz,
Will be in touch for more advice when I hear back from them ........

[airborne_artist]

Highlife - PM Bootscooter here on Pprune - he's a loadmaster on the C17. I'm sure he'd be happy to give you a run-down on his experience.

This is a C17:

[wokkameister]

Are you overweight, balding and bespectacled ? Can you pass ot white boxes, say 'Squash?' and get hessy about whether window shades are up or down?

If the answer to any of the above is yes then contact 216 Sqn at Brize Norton immediately.

[Redcarpet]

That's just the women on the Sqn

[wokkameister]

Sory Red, should have clarified that point

[highlifeboy]

Hi Mate,

Well im not overweight but have a shaved head lol

[highlifeboy]

I know the TriStars are veryold however I really did love working on them as Cabin Crew.... Very crew friendly as the aisles were very wide, heigh ceilings and the underfloor galley lol Im sure the RAF ones are very different to commercial ones lol Mind you I bet you dont cram 393 passengers into yours

[wokkameister]

That's what you will be like when your back is knackered and you are after a posting to Tristars.Today 21:52

Not this callsign sunshine. I can stand up on my aircraft, backs fine and I'd rather eat my own gonads than cry off sick to 216

[highlifeboy]

British Midland Mate

Can you not just be an Air Steward?? After all I have 10 years experience in that field surely that would want to use that?

[highlifeboy]

Been with them for 3 years now matey, like the airline but after 10 years I just wanna do something different and you cant get much different then working with the RAF.... The time away is not a problem matey...

[wokkameister]

Why don't you two get a room?

[highlifeboy]

The interview was awful, they never even wanted to get to know anything about you.. They were not even qualified to interview people who had 3 and 4 times thier experience... At least with the RAF im sure they will be more than qualified but hey I may be wrong..

You tell me mate, what are the interviews like, would really love to talk to someone who is doing the job already..... Do u have to live on base or can you commute if your just being Cabin Crew its all new to me and I have so many questions lol

[1000CC'soffun]

You want to try something more "interesting"?

Become a NAVIGATOR, they will be the first (and last) to tell you their job is interesting............................... , then they will tell you again, just incase you got bored the first time round and switched off.

[Mr-Burns]

Highlife,

In return for all this top info, can you give us an invitation to a cabin crew party?? ......... with birds obviously.

(PS What is rimming???)

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RAF Air Steward .

http://www.raf.mod.uk/careers/search/index.cfm

Hi ,
I have been flying for 3 Major Airlines in the Uk ,
But I Would like to Know if there are other
RAF Air Stewards out there who can tell me what it's like the job role and also how long does it take till you get to serve in the sky . And also do the lads take the piss out of the stewards on flights and where would one be based if they decide to join the RAF .

Cheer's for help .

[airborne_artist]

And tell the lasses in your team that we all look like Ralph Fiennes, but have more money than him

[Smudger552]

Thanks alot Mr Burns.....I now have Cup A Soup all over my keyboard & monitor.......