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Old 13th Feb 2007, 14:02
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6354451.stm

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I'll risk it

"The technique uses fat from the stomach or thigh"

So we are looking at some fairly substantial increases in bust size then

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Bet my wife will still refuse to have it done, even though it's her bum fat.

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Isn't science a wonderful thing!
They were trying this on male appendages a few years ago. Just think with the new technology using stem cells
There have been no serious complications," he said.
During the operation, surgeons suck fat cells from the stomach or thigh, and this "slurry" is enriched so that there are higher numbers than usual of stem cells.
These are "master" cells which are capable of making new fat cells.
When the enriched stem cell mixture is combined with normal fat tissue, it can then be injected into the breast area.
It will soon be possible to have huge appendages using spare fat, so for Herc mates, they should easily be able to average a two foot long schlonger
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I think it's already happening - check out the beauty on the caption comp thread

What a way to go!!!
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Talking

Perfect platform for me to post my favourite joke for today!!!!

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want
your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper
and rub it between them for a few seconds"

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband
replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
walk
again although he will probably continue to take his meals through
a straw.
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Talking DrSchlong's wish

I couldn't possibly comment!
I bet you could really

Your Missus about to have the procedure
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