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"Black as a witches Tit"

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Old 7th December 2006 | 10:48
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"Black as a witches Tit"

Any ideas where this saying came from?
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Old 7th December 2006 | 11:00
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Medieval witches were often accused of having a third nipple, but where the colour black come in
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Old 7th December 2006 | 11:02
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...........have you ever seen a witch's tit?
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Old 7th December 2006 | 11:07
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I think you will find that the term is "as slack as a witches tit"

The origin of which lies chiefly from the fact that the breasts of medieval women known to practice sorcery were renowned for their sagginess. See also "roof tilers nailbags"
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Old 7th December 2006 | 11:09
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Interesting Aeronut, I only ask as I regularly hear it mentioned in the crew room. Crews regularly talk about a bad FLIR night as being Black as a witches Tit. I assume there are other variants to the theme as a google search indicates as cold as a witches tit also.
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Old 7th December 2006 | 11:17
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Ahhhhh, another Aeronut wind up....cheers.

Black as a witches tit

Is from the belief that anyone with a third nipple or other kind of difference must be in league with Lucifer (Ive got one and I don't even know his email address).

Witches are supposed to be black hearted and evil.


But what about.
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Old 7th December 2006 | 11:21
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It originated from Cockney Slang:

Black as a witches tit for tat (hat).
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Old 7th December 2006 | 11:31
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The countryside north of Wyton is ... "As flat as a witches tit" ... does this count?
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Old 7th December 2006 | 11:36
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I expect anyones Tits would be black after being burnt alive. " Lorks alordy, my bottoms on fire!!" Joan of Arc.
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Old 7th December 2006 | 12:14
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But what about.
'Dim as a Toc-H lamp'[/QUOTE]

See: www.greatwar.co.uk/westfront/ypsalient/toch/toch

A Toc-H lamp was reputedly not very bright.

'We knew how to whinge but we kept it in the NAAFI bar.'
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Old 7th December 2006 | 12:26
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Tits of witches

Hang on a minute, I have always used "flatter" than a witch's tit, having picked this up from FAA pilots. Haven't seen either a flat or black one but flatter makes more sense, that's if you want to be derogatory
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Old 7th December 2006 | 12:27
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Thought it was "cold as a ..

colder than a witch's tit Very cold, when applied to the weather, or air temperature.

Old Sioux days in Germany with bugger all heating !

But if you want the "full monty" try this link !!

http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/c.htm

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Old 7th December 2006 | 12:33
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Originally Posted by BOAC
...........have you ever seen a witch's tit?
No but i have worked with a few.
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Old 7th December 2006 | 14:25
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On the K Model Hercules, the turbine scavenge pump can be seen by looking up the jet pipe from the rear. It is conical and blackened with soot and was thus known as the witches tit.
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Old 7th December 2006 | 15:20
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it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra face down in a snow bank
how did I go through life not knowing that saying .....
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Old 7th December 2006 | 16:09
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I always thought the term was "as cold as a witches tit!"
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Old 7th December 2006 | 16:26
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I've always wondered about the expression: "I'll be all over you like a nun sandwich"
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Old 7th December 2006 | 16:53
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I understand the B17 was quite draughty, especially after taking a few hits
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Old 7th December 2006 | 21:47
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Great pic Lon,

I think the witch nose art adds weight to my argument - GPMG, look at em - hanging down like roof tilers nailbags.

QED
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Old 7th December 2006 | 22:23
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" ... a witches tit "

I once saw one back in '91 during the MAIT phase of the F3 OCU ... the late Guy Woods used to wax lyrical about this mythical 180 x 8/5/4 stern intercept phenomenon. The 'nipple occurred at the 90 to go stage! And it was black.
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