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Old 19th Jul 2006, 13:42
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On behalf all the other Rotary Mates here - me too!
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 14:03
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Come on guys - I think they mean this - outdated, not used by anyone else and uses the curvature of the earth to get airborne (this last one may be quite irrelevant)......
http://www.macworld.com/news/2002/05/06/jaguar/

Ohhhh the wonders of Google!!!
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 14:07
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Wokka w@nkers, not good enough for proper aircraft?
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 14:24
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Oh, how I've missed armourer humour,

A I'm and armourer, B I'm an............

S_H
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 17:55
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perhaps you will all die soon
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 18:07
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Originally Posted by mukit
perhaps you will all die soon

Hark at her. Handbags!
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 18:25
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It often happens when you offer wit to the witless

Not an officer, ex TG2, now NCA so keep your bang seat bollox to yourself as I don't get one

Altogether now a I'm an ...........

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 18:32
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?? ??

Ive wiped my knob around more cups in officers crewrooms than you've had hot dinners mate!!

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Old 19th Jul 2006, 18:40
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Ive wiped my knob around more cups in officers crewrooms than you've had hot dinners mate!!
Oh dear. I think you missed the 'Banter' course when you joined up, mukit.


This was a funny thread until you soiled it with your dummy spitting childish retorts.


BTW, whats an 'Officers Crewroom'??
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 18:41
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Such great response to banter. Ever wonder why officers always wash their mugs before using them?
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 18:43
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Ho Ho Ho
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 18:45
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Its where the jockeys (sausage variety mostly) spend most of their highly valuable time.
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 18:49
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Originally Posted by mukit
Its where the jockeys (sausage variety mostly) spend most of their highly valuable time.

Really? Thanks. I'll make a note of it.


I take it you don't like aircrew or officers?


Did a Jag mate whack his man glue up your missus's grotty clack at some time in the past? Understandable you show such resentment.
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 18:50
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Wow mukit, you're so cool - wish I could be like you, you have a searing line in wit and top class banter.

Keep up the work fella, you're going down a storm.
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 18:52
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was that you, you old bugger?
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 18:57
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was that you, you old bugger?
Yep. She was a munter. Takes it up the gritter though.
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 19:18
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perhaps we should meet?
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 19:19
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Why? Do you take it up there as well?
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 19:27
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Originally Posted by mukit
perhaps we should meet?

Hello sailor.


Judging by your missus's looks and hygiene standards, I'll give it a miss ta.




(PS, I stuffed your tooth brush up my ring when I was round doing your pig in knickers).
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Old 19th Jul 2006, 21:30
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Ah yes, I remember her well,

going like the clappers from behind when she asked if she could se my face so...

I put my 1250 on the pillow & put some eyes holes in the paper bag I'd put over her head.
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