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Old 4th Jun 2008, 00:04
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The presence of the bellringer adds a fine and fitting touch.

Hear yee, hear yee, oh hear yee, bretheron of the flamed bullock - stop b00gering abart 'cos t'bl00dy things ready 'n all. Aye si thi ya daft pill0ock.

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Finest Barnsley
Surely an oxymoron?
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Indeed - a genuine immitation
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 09:33
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Have you tried running the beast on a red wine, brown sugar, garlic, rosemary and rock salt mix yet? Makes great crispy ribs and tender haunches and shoulders.
Er, no, we just picked the bits of orange BMW indicator glass out of its bum.
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Old 5th Jun 2008, 09:22
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Sprinke it on the side and say its crackling.
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Probably the easiest way to tenderise it, Mr Gainesy. Expensive meat hammer though....
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Its really quite amazing the number of people who clobber deer round here:

"Didn't you see the deer warning signs along the roads?"
"Well er, yes, but you don't expect deer on the road do you?"
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Probably blind deer - No eye deer

Or maybe even stupid blind deer - No f...g eye deer

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Lame, blind deer - Still no eye deer.
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I have been using a hetero Weber charcoal since 1990, yet I have seen one of these and want to try one.

Am I bisexual?

Regards

Curious ss

http://www.rawgarden.co.uk/RawGarden...ookie%5Ftest=1
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Old 7th Jun 2008, 07:16
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Dunno - your link takes people to a site which tries to embed cookies

But it's easy really. If it's gas, it's gay!
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Old 7th Jun 2008, 20:14
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Bugger, I mean damn!

That was definately not a Freudian slip.

This is the correct link and i ask again, am i bisexual?

http://www.rawgarden.co.uk/RawGarden...ques/10286.htm
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Old 7th Jun 2008, 22:52
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i ask again, am i bisexual?
You could try asking your wife and boyfriend. See what answer they come up with.........
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Uses 450g disposable butane/propane cartridges (good for up to twelve, 10-minute ignitions) (Not included)

Buy the gas-fag cartridges = you're gay!

Leave the gas-fag igniter connected but with no gas-fag cartridges = you're bisexual because you don't know which way to swing.

Unbolt and deep-six the gas-faggotry apparatus, add explosive fluids and fire = red-blooded hetero!
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Old 12th Jun 2008, 05:37
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Is the Weber bisexual ?

The Weber Performer® Touch-N-Go™ charcoal grill (aka “one’s Blackfellow”) uses a gas ignition system to light the coals fast.

Answer the following;

1. Is the Weber Performer genus a sequential hermaphrodite (in which the individual is made as one sex but can later change into the alternate sex) or is it a simultaneous hermaphrodite (in which the individual may possess fully functional male and female gonads).

2. To which category does the family “Blackfellow” belong;

a. Protandry (male to female)
b. Protogyny (female to male)

3. While some sequential hermaphrodites can change sex multiple times, most can only change sex once. Provide specific examples where you have experimented with your Blackfellow and describe the results.

4. Sequential hermaphrodites possess an ambisexual gonad. The gonad has both a male and a female portion. When an individual changes sex, gonad remodeling occurs. Interestingly, changes in behavior often occur before these gonad changes.
Name the ambisexual gonad on the Blackfellow. For extra bonus points describe the behavioural changes that occur.

5. Based on your responses to the above, answer “is gas gay” ?
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Old 12th Jun 2008, 05:54
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Hmm, sounds like the Weber 'Bugis street special'?

Touch-N-Go? What happens after a touch reveals the 'lady' to be something else....!

That ambisexual gonad is obviously the gas-faggot dangly bit underneath the Blackfellow.
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Old 12th Jun 2008, 06:06
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I think its called the RADULA......

Not entirely unrelated.....

Banana Slugs are one more simultaneous hermaphrodite example. Mating with a partner is most desirable, as the genetic material of the offspring is varied, but if mating with a partner is not possible, self-fertilization is practised. The male sexual organ of an adult banana slug is quite large in proportion to its size, as well as compared to the female organ. It is possible for banana slugs, while mating, to become stuck together. If a substantial amount of wiggling fails to separate them, the male's organ will be bitten off (with the slug's radula). If a banana slug has lost its male sexual organ, it can still self-fertilize, making its hermaphroditic quality an invaluable adaptation.
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Webers are all a bit metrosexual. They pretend to be hetero but you'll find them using face cream when they think their mates are not watching.
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Old 12th Jun 2008, 06:28
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so then the statement "go f....k yourself" is actually not an insult when said to a Weber user ?
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Finally the rain has abated in HK such that a BBQ could be held yesterday. It may even be repeated tonight.

The degustation bill of faire was:

- Home made Italian sausages made by "she who must be obeyed"
- Lamp chops
- Jumbo King prawns - al ajillo

- Rabbit food in the form of baby spinach, beetroot with carraway seeds.

All accompanied by lashings of cold San Miguel beer.

Simply marvellous.

Extra Lipitor was also available.

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