What do you do with a drunken sailor?
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What do you do with a drunken sailor?
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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor?
"Put him in the long-boat until he's sober…"
Some other verses...
Pull out the plug and wet him all over…
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him…
Heave him by the leg in a running bowlin'…
Take him, shake him, try to wake him…
Give him lashings with a rope end…
Bathe his wounds with salty water…
Put him below until he's sober…
Get out a hose and wet him all over…
Shave his belly with a rusty razor…
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter...
But I'm sure there's more (anyone?)
Some other verses...
Pull out the plug and wet him all over…
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him…
Heave him by the leg in a running bowlin'…
Take him, shake him, try to wake him…
Give him lashings with a rope end…
Bathe his wounds with salty water…
Put him below until he's sober…
Get out a hose and wet him all over…
Shave his belly with a rusty razor…
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter...
But I'm sure there's more (anyone?)
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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Get out a hose and wet him all over…
Funny, there's no mention anywhere of putting him a barrel, nor golden rivets come to think of it ?
