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Old 6th Jan 2006, 13:47
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Re: RAF Police

Now I ask myself, what response if Andy had wanted to be a Mover ?
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 13:49
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Re: RAF Police

Originally Posted by Echo 5
Now I ask myself, what response if Andy had wanted to be a Mover ?
Or Regt, for that matter
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 13:57
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For the love of Big G - go and lie down, count to 10 (that makes you over qualified for a start) and don't even think of it
I'd volunteer to be a traffic warden first. At least they get off their ar#es to really pi## undeserving folk off.
You really would be more use as an aircraft chock or an ash-tray. It would also be a more exciting life
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 16:09
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Re: RAF Police

Bite from a plod type.............

As many of you know, I am a plod type, but of the civilian variety.

RAFP? Well, to the sgt that bawled me out for producing a cover note for my car at Cranwell, rather than a full certificate of insurance, when technically I was still actually a civilian, you embodied everything that these fine people think.

that said, if the enquirier were to join and make it his/her life's work to improve things.....
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 16:24
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Re: RAF Police

It was once described to me as:

You join: You raise and lower the barrier.
You get promoted: You tell someone else to raise and lower the barrier.
You get commisioned: You tell someone else to tell someone else to raise and lower the barrier.
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 16:39
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Re: RAF Police

I wanted to be RAFP, but I passed the exam...
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 17:29
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I can't believe that I even opened this thread.....
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 20:47
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I can't believe that I even opened this thread.....
you can say that again !!!!
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 20:56
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Re: RAF Police

Hate to stand up for them, but once had a serious amount of water poured on flames by a certain WRAF OC Plod after a bit of a drive-car-through-mess-whoops-it's-spontaneously-combusted sort of incident one happy hour.
If you're going to be a plod like that then good on you; need more of your sort.
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 21:10
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Re: RAF Police

Hi andy
Just curious as to why you started this thread?

RAF Pilot question

http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?t=203776
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 21:12
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Re: RAF Police

This HAS to be a wind up...
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 21:13
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It is a wind up.

See above
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 21:17
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Re: RAF Police

Whether it is a wind-up or not, I have enjoyed this thread immensely. So much so, that I am going to read it all again.


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Old 6th Jan 2006, 21:23
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Wow is the weather particularly bad in the Cotswolds?
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 21:51
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I do agree with conan. Nothing for the soul quite as good as a bit of plod bashing.

Course, SIB will have sneeked all of our identities out and we'll all be in for it next week.
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 22:14
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Re: RAF Police

In that case,

I, The Rocket, would formally like to state that the slamming of my JOHNSON in a car door, was a complete fabrication, and I was in no way suggesting that the aforementioned slamming was in any way comparable, or indeed preferable, to being an RAF Policeman.





You're still a bunch of kno88ers mind
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Old 6th Jan 2006, 22:48
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This HAS to be a wind up...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Old 7th Jan 2006, 01:54
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Windup aside, part of me wants to defend them because the brother-in-law is one. Then I remember my brother-in-law and can only shake my head and agree that they are indeed kn*bs.
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Old 7th Jan 2006, 02:38
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Re: RAF Police

...who go out of their way to do people for speeding
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Old 7th Jan 2006, 02:54
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Re: RAF Police

Why don't you go to the interview and try and nick something?

That should be good for a laff.
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