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Stuck down in the not so sunny MPA doing not a lot in particular 
but today got the uckers board out and we started playing. However our illustrious co-pilot throws an acey-deucey(one and a two) and none of us can remember the relevance of said acey-deucey any help greatly appreciated.
but today got the uckers board out and we started playing. However our illustrious co-pilot throws an acey-deucey(one and a two) and none of us can remember the relevance of said acey-deucey any help greatly appreciated.
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A bit 'off thread' but a google search for 'Uckers' came up with this little gem...
Rindercella the Dyslexic Princess:
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swollocks. They were really forrible uckers and had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball but the cotton runts wouldn't let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve.
"For suck's fake!" yelled Rindercella as she ran out, tripping barse over ollocks and dropping her slass glipper.
Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly ister let him in.
Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart.
"Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there," said Mary Hinge.
When the brinking stown cloud had lifted the prandsome hince tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success. Their feet stucking fank.
Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a nack in the kickers. This was not difficult has he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard-on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
They were married.
The hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.
And they lived happily ever after...
A future Mr Vice speech perhaps? On second thoughts, imagine trying to read that after several glasses of source!!
NFS
Rindercella the Dyslexic Princess:
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swollocks. They were really forrible uckers and had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball but the cotton runts wouldn't let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve.
"For suck's fake!" yelled Rindercella as she ran out, tripping barse over ollocks and dropping her slass glipper.
Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly ister let him in.
Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart.
"Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there," said Mary Hinge.
When the brinking stown cloud had lifted the prandsome hince tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success. Their feet stucking fank.
Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a nack in the kickers. This was not difficult has he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard-on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
They were married.
The hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.
And they lived happily ever after...
A future Mr Vice speech perhaps? On second thoughts, imagine trying to read that after several glasses of source!!
NFS
Acey deucey on the backgammon version of the same name gets you the ace and the deuce and any double of your choice provided you can use it all and an extra go. So I would accept that on uccers
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cheers tarnished thought it was something like that, at least now our nav may stand a chance of winning as he only seems to throw ones and twos, anyway got to dash QRA alarm just gone off, oh no silly me it's the oven timer, happy days
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Its a long time ago since I last played but the acey-deucey rule we used was:
1 Must be able to use the acey-deucey first.
2. Having used the acey-deucey you can then move any double- double once again providing you can use them all.
3. If you use a chesty chest (6 6 6 6) on the double double you then get another throw for getting a chest.
Have fun
1 Must be able to use the acey-deucey first.
2. Having used the acey-deucey you can then move any double- double once again providing you can use them all.
3. If you use a chesty chest (6 6 6 6) on the double double you then get another throw for getting a chest.
Have fun
