Trouser Teaser

[metalthrower]

The following was set to me by a mate from Innsworth and is alledgedly a lift from the intranet:

10 May 2005 - ATTENTION RAF (FEMALE) PERSONNEL
Would you be willing to exchange 10 minutes of your time for the opportunity to influence the future design of trousers for RAF female personnel?

So what would you suggest?

This is serious stuff so no upside down leg jokes please.

[16 blades]

This is serious stuff so no upside down leg jokes please

...well, that's killed THIS thread at birth, then........

16B

[BEagle]

Perhaps they should go for those hipster style trousers with a one inch zip which seem to be the thing for yoof wimmin to wear these days. Or so I'm told....

But please, not with Vickie Pollard-inspired rolls of blubber hanging out over the waistband - and the female equivalent of British workers' bum from behind...

[extpwron]

The trousers will need to be generously cut to cater for those that are ‘gender transitional’ and have not yet had their tackle removed.

[PlasticCabDriver]

BEagle, the

Vickie Pollard-inspired rolls of blubber hanging out over the waistband

is more correctly termed the muffin roll, I believe!

[goldcup]

The Profanasaurus calls this particularly unattractive piece of the anatomy the "gunt" and it is often sported in addition to "chits"

[Blacksheep]

In days of old when we wore "Battle Dress" my BD Blouse never quite managed to stay over or even in contact with my trousers, despite the provision of buttons designed to hold them together. The bit of one's body that stuck out in the gap was referred to as a "Beer Gut".

At the time, certain WRAF personnel wore trousers identical to those that we chaps wore, apart for the absence of a fly. I believe WRAF trousers were issued to enable those poor girls who had their legs put on backwards to cover up the damage. Beer Guts are, or were, slightly less unsightly than back to front legs...

[Pontius Navigator]

Blacksheep, our national service WRAFs wore skirts with ever rising waist lines. Matched to their vertical stature, national service high energy, high carb diets and the days before the invention of tights . . .

They were the batting staff to dozens of baby navs.

I leave the rest to your imagination.

You don't see them like that nowadays.

[exleckie]

I take it that there will only be one waist size made, possibly XL

For all the slim new new recruits, don't worry, you'll soon fit into them.

[Zoom]

BEagle
And the waistband must be low enough to show off the bum tattoos.

[C130 Techie]

............. and the thong sticking out at the back.

[BEagle]

Ah yes - that tacky piece of coloured dental floss that Vicky Pollards wear.

Thongs are for whores.

[metalthrower]

BEagle - Tell us what you really think.

Does anyone know where i can get a thong serviced?

[Safety_Helmut]

thrower

service costs not too bad, but the full decoke and declagging can be a bit costly, dependent on usage of course.

[ScapegoatisaSolution]

Thrower,
A crack mechanic should be able to sort it out...

[Safety_Helmut]

A Crack Mechanic, should be able to find in the directory under Royal Navy.

SH

[Jackonicko]

I believe this item of apparel (the low slung lady's trouser) to be colloquially known as 'Minge skimmers', m'lud.

Does anyone know where one might get a young blonde WRAF officer serviced? Apart from the Mess at Odiham, that is?

I'll get me coat.....

[beerdrinker]

Oh dear. It would appear that Mrs BEagle does not wear said apparel (purely to hide the VPL).

BEagle obviously very jealous of those of us who are priviliged to watch donning and un-donning of the garment by our wives, mistresses, girlfriends.

[teeteringhead]

One understands that the exposed bits of thong on the afterparts are known as "whales' tails"......

[rivetjoint]

Or just a welcome reminder that girls show more than their ankles this generation

Does anyone know where one might get a young blonde WRAF officer serviced?

Even better where can a young chap FIND a young blonde WRAF officer?