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Old 11th May 2005, 11:04
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Do "part time" traffic lights have another job ?
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How important do you have to be to be "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?
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Why is there always a car coming in the opposite direction halfway along the only bit of straight road where it is safe to overtake?
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Why is there too much month left at the end of the money?
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Do the Seppos drive on the Parkway and park on the driveway?
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If a man said something and there was no women there to here him would he still be wrong?
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What a corking idea....I know, let's give Wastelands 300 mill to sell us our spares back.....must buy some Wastelands shares me thinks????
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I think you have got completely the wrong impression of this thread

It turned into a one liner fest.
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