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Old 14th Mar 2005, 12:19
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As a Charter Member, Warrant Officer Protective Association (WOPA), 205th Geronimo's Chapter, Phu Loi, Vietnam 1968 , I found this to be more than a bit humourous!



Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight.

After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a low voice, "General, United States Army, West Point Graduate, Fixed Wing Pilot, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tightlipped smile, "General, United States Air Force, Air Force Acadamy, Fixed Wing Pilot, Retired. Married, two sons, both judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Chief Warrant Officer, United
States Army, High School Graduate, retired. NEVER MARRIED, two sons, both Generals
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