Photo caption contest

[Heliport]

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[Ozzy]

We'll just sit here and wait for the spring thaw.

Ozzy

[Gingerbread Man]

I know, I know, I wanted to take it too, but the snow stays.

[Jerricho]

"Helicopters are ugly, but the earth can only repel them so far"

[Ali Barber]

Damn, 3 feet higher and we would have missed it!

[Capt.KAOS]

"Don't forget to reset your altimeter to the proper field barometric pressure before entering the landing pattern"

[Avtrician]

What do you mean "Pull more collective, its in my armpit now. some one else will have to get out as well".

[witchdoctor]

Budgie the helicopter was having serious trouble overcoming his sugar addiction.

[Big Tudor]

The DEA celebrate cracking a major cocaine smuggling operation.

[Wedge]

"No, this mountain is too heavy to lift. Let's try the next one"

[SilsoeSid]

I think we need a merge here, as there seems to be the start of some plagiarism going on, eh Big Tudor!

By the way, that wasn't an entry to the caption contest!

[Wedge]

....not the first time I have got my chopper stuck somewhere unfortunate........

[strake]

To be read in the style of Charlie Croker....

" Hang on lad's, I've got a great idea........."

[Andy_R]

CFIT

Controlled flight into terrain

[1946]

This is another fine mess you have got me into ollie

[Bronx]

My contact is definitely here. I saw it fall.

[Muppet Leader]

If you had worn proper grundies like everyone else, instead of that bloody silly thong, you could have used the public lavy in Tesco.

[CatpainCaveman]

Simpkins, don't just sit there muttering 'sh*t the boss isn't going to like this, he's only just got it back from the engineers' ..... start digging and I'll push.

[adr]

Of course it's not marked! If you'd ordered Nato's buffer stock of dhobi dust in kilograms instead of grams, would you draw attention to it?

adr

[woptb]

So when you said you like'd a salty chopper what you really meant was .......!.