Single Life At Emirates
 

It seems alot of people are married. How's life for us single folk?:sad:

Wonderful! It's just a matter of time for you to meet loads of very nice girls...:). It's a great opportunity to save some money. Education and housing are expensive if you have to pay them yourself. EK is pretty generous. The same cannot be said down the road at EY.

Wow! A positive comment!

I cant believe it:E

I can end that pretty fast!

A few of my friends are single and I think the first year or two are great, then they realize they're saving nothing and shut down a large portion of their single life.

Can't say as I've met an extremely happy single guy who's been here over 5 years. That is unless he's an out east bidder.........:O

Craic Ore- You are not single, so your comments and what you THINK aren't valid.

Let the singlies speak for themselves.

Pretty much like in any other major city. The nightlife is good, but can be pricey. A lot of young single folks is out and about for fun.
You can even upgrade. I arrived single, enjoyed the meat pods for some time, then found the one for me and got married.

Single Live !? What single live - please !?! my lady left my back to europe layst year - she just coudn't bear crappy Dubai any more ... and i doubt i'll find another missus under the predominantly far-eastern &very young ladies, who are replacing the Aussie- & Kiwi & european girls, who are leavin' us in masses :{

Noone has managed to stay single for 5 years! thats why. Enjoy the meat. When the novelty wears out...which it will..... you find a beautiful one and live happiely ever after

Hey Cyber''bird'', why don't you taste the far eastern cuisine instead of treating those fine ladies as if they were less than human?

I guarantee you will forget your fat european mommie pretty quick.

Once you've gone far east, you never go back.

Long live the king!

I agree, Cyberbird comment isn't very smart. It's up to you to preffer "Aussie- & Kiwi & european girls". IMHO, you'd better stay home if all you can bear is what you left. And you know, sometimes it's not bad to find ladies that you don't need to fill in with booze...:ok:

Completely out of control:ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok:

I came out here with a wife and am married again now so I feel maybe I speak with a little authority on this topic. There is a lot of fun to be had for the un-married or un-happily married fellas at Emirates. We can sum up the nationalities amongst the CC pretty much as follows:

• English totty – Bad-teeth slappers with large memories but generally fun if you can get past the accents. Prone to run to fat.
• Aussies –They need a bit of time to work out the games they played back home don’t work here. They’re liable to have been “lebanised” at least once or twice before they figure it out and “lower” themselves to trying a pilot.
• S. Africans – Can be a bit weird. Churchy, too, but skilled excavators of rare metals. If you marry one there shouldn't be a problem with whose country to move back to one day.
• Kiwis – Funny accent. Not knowing much about the big wide world, they’ll give anything a try.
• Koreans – Either devoutly religious or one-pot screamers. Worth a look.
• Japanese – Very polite but not much in the titular dept.
• Thais – Clingy with pushed-in noses. Silly. Good cooks.
• Malaysians – Same noses but with fish-breath thrown in.
• Indians – Some beauties to be found if you don’t mind Eau de Curry and a wobbly head.
• MELT – (Morroccan, Egyptian, Lebo-nese, Tunisian) The locals fellas don’t go after the Morroccans for nothing, you know... the rest, well, generally surly with the occasional mono-brow. Lazy in the work place = lazy in the sack?
• Pilipinose – Expert breeders.
• Iranians – Not that many but usually pleasant and occasionally not bad-looking. Not at all crazy like their president. Not sure if they put out though.
• Eastern European – No risk of smile lines ever marring their blonde-haired, blue-eyed good looks. Hungry. Handy with a knife. Proceed with caution.
• Kenyans - They wear wigs but you can see them a mile away even at night. Some good reviews.
• Brazilians - Easily the pick of the lot. Most of their own men are bi-, homo- or trans- sexuals. They're keen to re-locate but hardly need the extra motivation as their natural outlook easily blows away any of the above. Very good-looking. Broad-minded. Needless to say, the "Brazilian" was aptly-named.

There’s a lot of fun to be had and you don’t have to try that hard even if, like me, you’re not blessed with good looks. As said above, Dubai is plastic and fake so try the girls in economy class as they will try a little harder to improve their situation above the other chicks. Which ever you prefer, they're all keen to be invited back to your place so they can get away from their two flatmates. Easy.

Mullah: :ok::ok::ok::ok::ok:

Mulla!! onya!
 

That post would have to be one of the most accurate I have ever come across on this site. I came to EK 8 years ago single and had a BALL!!!

The best I ever did was 5 nationalities in 24 hours - and I didn't even leave my villa.. but it did cost me a bottle of wine.. sorry to indulge my past luck ( and I am just an av guy - not slick lebo!

perhaps that is bragging but it was a fact... and I was almost 40 too... so come and enjoy!!! ( never had a three some .... until I came to DXb and managed to convince girlfriend it would be good for her a few times.... ended in tears but hey goes into the memoirs!

BTW - now married to a cool Aussi girl again so life is a bit different but fun in another type of way! There are plenty of stories like this - it is disney world for adults... just head to rattle snake to confirm it!

Go for it !!!

:ok: Post of the week (will almost certainly be the month) award Mullah Kintyre. :ok:

This is what this site used to be all about before the wannabees & whingers took it over.

Thanks for making me smile after my rugby team let me down today.

4HP

single
 

Excellent post by Mullah.
Have only just stopped laughing.
He was spot on.
I am a japie but he did neglect to say that the SA girls here do have an attitude and think they are something special when in fact most of them are far from that :ok:

In the interests of fair play....Would an Emirates lady care to provide her user report of the flight deck?

hey gf has some of that too. only uglier, older, and usually the leftovers from failed ek, ey interviews.:}

I think it's a really disgusting way of describing human beings (not to say racist).

when you find yourself writing such crap, you definitely have a problem with women. I guess all you can get is thanks to your Ek crew status (not to mention some wine or even cash). As a single, I wouldn't consider it as a reference. If you're married, I would say your wife should be the best advice for whoever is looking for the ride of his life, since she must be the most desperate women of the entire UAE !

If you're not able to respect women you're having fun with (even for one night) you'd better start saving money, since you'll need a lot to keep people around you when you'll become an old & wrinkled a.. hole.

Mullah - I pissed myself laughing. Each and every word of your post is true gospel. Politically 666 but sooooo true. Let me add:

- Lebo girls: Supposed to be the most beautiful girls on the planet, but with an inferiority complex. They need to proof themselves. Best by shagging YOU.

- UAE: Once the ladies are past their 30s and divorced for the 4th time, they are fed up with their machos and out for some white butts. Try Garhoud block gas station after 22:00.


German/Austrian/Swiss girls: Pick them from Long Bar or Boston Bar after 03:30 when they become sulky and home sick.

Dubai virtually guarantees that nobody goes to bed lonely.

Not in the 90's they weren't:ok:

Bahrain in the 90's was like one long college fraternity party. Unfortunately a lot of the frat moved to Dubai:(

Mullah a stunning post, very accurate :ok: Woodja, you must tell me more over a bevvy one day :E:E
Sispanys, get a life mate.

EGGW

EGGW thanks for the advice :ok:

As a moderator aren't you supposed to moderate ? What about this guy reducing indian girls to curry smell and lebanese to prostitutes ? Come on, you don't have to talk that way in public, as you said, you can do it during one of your booze session. Just be decent please.

"As a moderator aren't you supposed to moderate ? What about this guy reducing indian girls to curry smell and lebanese to prostitutes ? Come on, you don't have to talk that way in public, as you said, you can do it during one of your booze session. Just be decent please."

Lighten up sispanys ria.:)

You mean we have "skippers" who write worse than a 4 year old?:eek:

Anyway, laughter is good for the soul and mullah, you made me spit up my Cheerios laughing! :ok:

Good post Mullah sums it up quite accurately:ok:

Mullah Kintyre, you have got quite a following now.:cool:

Nice one Mullah.............I hereby nominate you for Knighthood, Sir Mullah !:ok::ok:

OK, I'll do the "right of reply" on behalf of "the goirls" of all ethnic and regional varieties.

Do you know how many types of orgasms flight attendants have?

The answer is four.

1. There's the affirmation orgasm: "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!"
2. The denial orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
3. The holy orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
4. ... and last by not least, the fake orgasm: "Oh Captain! Oh Captain! Oh Captain!"


True as this may or may not be, sadly, for the girls, the men get the last word, for the standard answer to #4 by 99.9% of males is: "Who cares?"


...and sispanys ria; if you're male, lighten up, mate.

Loool
 

The funniest post I've read in like forever... It's like something straight outta Monty Python...can imagin em running through the list with the accents n' all...

But you never mentioned the stuck uo Lebos who speak pidgin French to try to disassociate themselves from the other Arabs.

I'm still laughinh, Cracked me up..

Mulla!! onya!
 

Must know each other fairly closely for you to quote JE (RIP) as there arent many that know that one... and gotta agree with all your extra nationalities...

Hey life is too short to get too serious about this stuff... it takes two to tango and most of it is harmless fun...

the fact that girls complain about how hard it is to find a nice guy in DXB is due to the other girls!! come back to the real world and it is hard yakka to get lucky as in DXB girls can escape any bad rep they get...

And does the 'air synapsis' sispanys ria handle mean any thing or am I dumb? maybe like ... air head???

Mullah that is the best post on pprune i have ever read!! Still laughing two hours later:ok::ok:

krypton??
 

Krypton?
Krypton??
Krypton???
You became awfully quiet after your first post.
Anyway - as you can see: Dubai is pure hell for the single male. Only beaten by Tehran. (Believe me: You have no concept of whats happening at the parties there).
Sexist? Racist?? So???
A wise man once said: An absence of stereotypes indicates a lack of critical judgement.

It's only females in that list, isn't it ?

Talking childish crap like you do is one thing, being proud of it is another. I'm not asking you to be a gentleman, but just to be little bit more respectful towards people not sharing what you call an open minded point of view.
If this list describes all of the girls you've met in your life, I must say I'm really sorry for you buddy. By the way you compare French & Moroccan, I can say you never tried any of them, even if you seem to go for anything with a pussy !

Anyway, once you finished spraying your legacy on "the meat" you entertained using some cash, you must be a very lonely guy. Keep that way and your heart will be as empty as your balls, bed and wallet.

air synapsis sispanys ria
 

What do you go for? "Curry buts"? :}

Now this is good humor. I flew with a CC recently telling me about the "nice guy" that lives in Millenium with a large balcony including a hot tub :D
That must be one busy elevator....Does he need a lifeguard for hire? I'm available for some charity work...

it is so refreshing to have this thread in pprune.lately pprune has been bit boring.guys lets learn from mullah,there is more to talk about in pprune than slagging management over and over again.

I just happened upon this post whilst searching for information on something else. LOVED Mullah's summary - so accurate and so funny. (And delightfully politically incorrect!)

Oh for heaven's sake..there's always some sis(sy) who wants to throw cold water on a hot (and hilarilous) posting!

In the first few years in the sandpit, you have a tendency to be a bit racist..comes with the frustration of dealing with the intitial bureaucracy. Afetr that, most people ease towards realism and pragmatism. That's simply the way it is...and you learn to deal with it.

Sis...tell us which part of Mullah's post is not close to the truth? Yes, albeit a hint of stereotype....but pretty damn accurate if you ask me after 10 years in the region.

Dear Moderator...
 

Another big plane small zick case! So common in EK.
Still I'm stunned by the level of ethics and morality shown in this masterpiece
I suggest the moderator to start moderating what really needs to be moderated. Racist content for a start.
Is this aviation related? I'll make it so. Recent studies confirm that moral integrity and ethics plays a role in the way you act in critical moments... I think you have a problem but you are far from being alone.. mate!