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Old 1st November 2016 | 17:23
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Emirates made ANOTHER Pilot Recruitment AD!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE5d...annel=Emirates

So what do you think?
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Old 1st November 2016 | 17:43
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Or get a command before 32.....
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Old 1st November 2016 | 18:01
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and for those that have 'complications' with childbirth?
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Old 1st November 2016 | 18:06
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Dubai and the cost of education......
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Old 1st November 2016 | 18:11
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😩what an incredibe Idiot of Copilot, bull!!!!ting him self his family and everyone else.

It seems he couldnt make it to a real airline at the first place. Would love to listen to him in 2 more years. A..hole!
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Old 1st November 2016 | 18:25
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Mark. Oh dear. Either you are naive, not done your homework or you have blatantly lied. I'll assume it's the first. So here we go. Schooling. Please share at what age EK start paying for schools. Also perhaps you can confirm that EK don't cover 100% of the fees and indeed changed the contract to force you to pay a percentage. How easy is it to get young kids into JESS or another good school? You don't get free healthcare. You pay by salary deduction that they just increased for your eife and kids. What happens with a baby that isn't full term. Let me tell you. 100000 aed plus bill which YOU psy.Tell us about the cost of eating out for a family of four after paying for Schooling and healthcare. By all means do your video for the company. But don't tell blatant lies that others who don't know the crooked ek management like we do will accept.
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Old 1st November 2016 | 18:32
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So rumor goes that this guy had already resigned before the making of this video? Any truth to this?
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Old 1st November 2016 | 18:48
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Why do all the people who do these ads permanently have that dead eye look?
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Old 1st November 2016 | 19:15
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*Mark enter management office sheepishly*

"Hi, I need to leave Emirates but I can't pay my bond off?!"

*Management member rubbing his hands*

"That's fine Mark, we've got just the thing for you!?"
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Old 1st November 2016 | 19:27
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Hahaha....

Surely they can hire actors to do these disaster ads to save genuinely (im guessing) nice colleagues from having to lie lie and lie some more by selling a broken product to others???? Unless these guys volunteer for this???
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Old 1st November 2016 | 19:44
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OMAA, I don't think that would much of a problem for him, the QF boys are on a 3y/ $30000 bond.
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Old 2nd November 2016 | 01:27
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If Mark is enjoying his time at Emirates, leave him at peace.

So many bitter people in the Middle East thread.
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Old 2nd November 2016 | 01:39
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Bloated,

Come out here and try it for yourself.

Maybe after a few kieks in the kok, you'll understand why.
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Old 2nd November 2016 | 01:49
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...and yes, you will get to fly a 777 around the world...100 hours per month to great places like Baghdad, Basra, Erbil, Lagos, Mumbai, Delhi, Kolkata, Trivandrum, Chennai, Karachi to name just a few and at night even! I suppose it beats Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, Brisbane etc.

Don't forget to mention that you can't be a captain until you achieve your 32'nd birthday, the fun you must be having living behind the stables of the Meydan racetrack and the lovely smell of horse piss that comes with it when the wind is right.

Good times!
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Old 2nd November 2016 | 09:03
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Mrs Mangels

I did wonder if he might have been one of the QF boys, haven't they got a few years left on that agreement? One of my friends has just left, he's got a few years left and has moved on to China until he can go back

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Old 2nd November 2016 | 10:52
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Recruitment Propaganda ....

For those of you enjoying the recent recruitment videos, rest assured there are at least two more to come ..... I seem to remember a European chap in the 1930's (you know, the one who invaded Poland...) once said 'no matter how big the lie, repeat it often enough and the people will come to believe it....'

The problem is that most of the new joiners want to believe it.
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Old 2nd November 2016 | 10:57
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And they are no different from the ones that joined before them Planky.
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Old 2nd November 2016 | 11:13
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What about this one, this guy says despite press reports, Dubai is a great place.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H35X3dmiWoI
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Old 2nd November 2016 | 18:18
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#11 - hilarious post!!!!!!!!
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Old 3rd November 2016 | 13:02
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I wonder if he'd rather be getting served up by old mate in the circuit at Dubbo yet!?!?!
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