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So what do you think Alan might be saying to them.... ?!
Three US astronauts touched down in Emirates' First Class Lounge this week before lifting off again on flights to Houston and New York.
Although vastly different in terms of aircraft the four aviators share a passion for flying and between them the group have done enough kilometres to circle the earth well over a hundred times. The three astronauts were travelling through Dubai from Kabul on a USO (United Service Organisation) sponsored trip in conjunction with Armed Forces Entertainment.
- Neil Armstrong - the first man on the moon.
- Jim Lovell - Commander of the Apollo 13 mission.
- Gene Cernan - the last man on the moon.
Although vastly different in terms of aircraft the four aviators share a passion for flying and between them the group have done enough kilometres to circle the earth well over a hundred times. The three astronauts were travelling through Dubai from Kabul on a USO (United Service Organisation) sponsored trip in conjunction with Armed Forces Entertainment.

So what do you think Alan might be saying to them.... ?!
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From: camelshitcity
I don`t know what Stealer miigh be saying but I think I know what the austronauts might be thinking..
" Wow ... he is short...and such a squeaky voice... is he a frikikng troll? And... look at the tie... why is he wearing it so long with such a small knot ? "
" Wow ... he is short...and such a squeaky voice... is he a frikikng troll? And... look at the tie... why is he wearing it so long with such a small knot ? "
Last edited by sheikmyarse; 24th August 2011 at 13:32.
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My guess Alan is saying: "Well guys, it is a good thing that you are here for a few hours only. This is a place where you would not want to be any longer, believe me. I may look happy with my smile and fancy clothes, but I am cought by the neck (and the balls) with bonds and other suffocating tools. I wish you could take me away with you!!"
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From: On the Beach
TCAS to Astronauts, when asked how he manages to run an airline in Dubai......
"Simple really, just get a bunch of idiot compliant pilots together, don't allow them any form of representation, convince them how wonderful their job is then shaft them senseless with meaningless contracts and crap rostering. After all, it's not rocket science ......."

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From: Dubai - sand land.
and when a pilot start thinking he has an indipendent brain ..the chief pilot calls him in and while he hold him tight form the back I turn is nipple...like this..."





