EK drug/booze tests extended

[Thylakoid]

Just got word that the random drug/booze tests will be extended to include arrivals/departures from any outstation.
They don't cease to exert pressure on an already pissed off flying personnel. Be prepared to fly fourteen hours to JFK, for instance, and be invited for a test after arrival.

[cyclops camel]

Not a bad idea to have a p*ss before the 2 hour trip on home on the SZR anyway!

[CAYNINE]

Great if the D&A testers in JFK are anything like the moronic, powercrazed, paranoic freaks that act as customs officers,.........then that'll be a hoot!!!

[Tail Rota]

Piece of cake boys....

just save all that tea and water from Dubai to JFK for your drug test in JFK and tell them "no worries ladies.......you are going to need a bucket .......I am bursting."


"ooooh and I may need a hand with this baby....I think he's a bit angry"


TR

[Fart Master]

TR.............

that cheered up my afternoon no end

.........whoa, down boy. "Sorry Miss he always gets like this when the cold air hits him!!"

[Alpha 6]

HHmmmmm...

I guess you're flying an Airbus?!