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tony draper 24th Feb 2015 15:27

The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread XXV
 
Buggah! that were complicated
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...pss7co5e8j.jpg

Rightyho!:rolleyes:

BlueDiamond 24th Feb 2015 15:32

Okay, Captain ... all I had to do was delete my first post and, since it was the first one, the thread was automatically deleted so all is now shipshape and as it should be. :ok:

Limeygal 24th Feb 2015 15:35

And I got my shoes onboard :ok:

beaufort1 24th Feb 2015 15:36

Afternoon all. Glorious sunny one hereabouts, car thermometer was reading 10C. :)
SRT many years ago, the stair gate was left undone and I awoke to a fully grown Newfoundland laying across both my legs, I thought paralysis had set in overnight. :ouch:

IB4138 24th Feb 2015 15:38

Afternoon folks.

I now declare the bar on this fine ship open. :ok:

beaufort1 24th Feb 2015 15:39

Ooh good, mine's a large one. :ok:

tony draper 24th Feb 2015 15:41

Suns come out here now,hoofing it down five minutes ago. :uhoh:

Lon More 24th Feb 2015 15:45

stop boasting Beaufort; you'll frighten the horses.

Towel please. The water was cold and deep

AA SLF 24th Feb 2015 16:00

Wonder if a stateroom is still available - orf to lookie see. :rolleyes:

wings folded 24th Feb 2015 16:02

Which fellow passenger took my complimentary large single malt at the top of the gangplank? So I didn't get it? Heh?

handsfree 24th Feb 2015 16:09

Marvellous.
Where's me new cabin ?

west lakes 24th Feb 2015 16:21

I dunno, get involved with a discussion at work and miss it all as I travel home, b ut I suppose this is a second one!

Solid Rust Twotter 24th Feb 2015 16:23

There are times one dreams of having a furkid squashing one's drumsticks, Mr Beaufort. Yer doesn't know how good yers has it....:ok:

Reaching over the side of the bunk to tickle the furry ears before drifting back off to sleep is one of those sublime comfort things one misses in the sandpit.

Octopussy2 24th Feb 2015 16:29

Yo ho me hearties!!!

Just off to stash my shoes in my bespoke cedar-wood closet in my de luxe cabin (a girl can dream) then I'll be back to toast the new voyage.

Exascot I trust you picked up some lemons to go with all that gin???

tony draper 24th Feb 2015 16:30

Dont think the new shoreside staff know they are supposed to lock the old thread and transfer it to the library at the end of the universe.
Yon old ship will be filling up wi dossers winos and down and outs of every ilk.:uhoh:
Answer for Mr Ian to question he shouted across just as the old girl went down(no sniggering) tiz a microsoft webcam studio special or summat it shoots filums in full HD

Whiskey Kilo Wanderer 24th Feb 2015 16:47

Steady as she goes
 
On the new Vessel Bridge Wing, just transfer the running fix from our previous vessel and confirm we are back on our great circle track.

IB4138 24th Feb 2015 16:49

I see that there will be several peeps on a charge come the morrow for continuing to occupy the old vessel. :ooh:

tony draper 24th Feb 2015 16:56

Forgot to say, well done number two, now giz me whistle back. :rolleyes:

Exascot 24th Feb 2015 17:26

I am trying to get all the bars stocked but Fluffy keeps interfering :eek:

Who put two young Thai girls into my executive cabin? I will continue with interviews tomorrow for services required.

Admiral, what is the name of our new ship? I can authorise Squiffy Pussy IV.

wings folded 24th Feb 2015 17:41

My cabin/broom cupboard contains, apart from two brooms (one badly worn, nearly down to the wood) approx 400 boxes of shoes, mostly of Floridian or Swiss origin, with a scattering of Australian ones.

Oh, and a pair of ballerina's pumps labelled US Rangers.

To whom do I complain?


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