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Old 19th Aug 2003, 06:20
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'Those who are not fired with enthusiasm, ........ should be fired with enthusiasm! unknown
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Old 19th Aug 2003, 07:34
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At my age I don't buy green bananas.

George Burns @ 95
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Old 19th Aug 2003, 08:28
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The mighty Spaceballs of course!
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Old 19th Aug 2003, 10:42
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three do!

Everybody is good for something, if only but to serve as a horrible example.
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Old 19th Aug 2003, 16:11
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There's no 'I' in team - But if you look closely, you'll find 'Me'.

It's amazing. Every time you open your mouth, you confirm what I already think about you.

Both form Ricky gervais - The Office
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Old 19th Aug 2003, 16:19
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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering !

I played solitaire with a deck of Tarot cards all last night. I got a full house and four people died !

I replaced the headlights on my car with strobes, now it looks as if I'm the only one that's moving !

I heard that sponges grow in the ocean, can you imagine how deep the water would be if they didn't ?

A friend of mine is into Voodoo acupuncture. You don't have to go, you'll just be walking down the street and suddenly go Ooooohhh that's better !!

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers, he hates New York !

The laconic Steven Wright
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Old 19th Aug 2003, 17:10
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"No, that's what Caroline's like. She is famous for having the worst personality in Germany and, as you can imagine, that's up against some pretty stiff competition" - E Blackadder, May and Amiability, Blackadder the Third.

"...I use the word 'man" in its broadest sense. For as we all know, God made man in his own image, and it would be a sad look out for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like you, Baldrick" - E Blackadder, Bells, Balackadder II.
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Old 19th Aug 2003, 19:36
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I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do myself. Just because I'm condemned to ride about in a big Rolls-Royce and sit out the fighting in a chair, you mustn't think I don't understand.

Brigadier General Hugh Trenchard
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Old 19th Aug 2003, 22:44
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dop : 4 = val kilmer to the girl in Top Secret

2 : = Arthur to Ford Prefect in THHGTTG
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Old 19th Aug 2003, 23:53
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1. The start of Level three in Duke Nukem

Er.. maybe.
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Old 20th Aug 2003, 02:49
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No. 6 is Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the ring, i think. Spoken by the bloke out of sliders.

Old 20th Aug 2003, 03:14
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"Nothing matters very much and very few things matter at all".

Arthur James Balfour 1848-1930. (British Prime Minister 1902-05)

The older I get, the more I think the old boy may have had a point.
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Old 20th Aug 2003, 03:27
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No 9 is the Reverend in Braindead.
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Old 20th Aug 2003, 04:52
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My best friend ran off with my wife...... and I miss him.

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Old 20th Aug 2003, 05:45
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Hooray for ladybumps...
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Those are my principles, if you don't like them I have others...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception...

Groucho Marx

I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally.

WC Fields

It aint pretty being easy....

dunno but bloody funny!

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Old 20th Aug 2003, 08:57
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You think I'm drunk.....don't I?

BBQ Chefs apron circa 1983
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Old 20th Aug 2003, 15:09
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"At the moment I'm having deja-vu and amnesia at the same time and I think I've forgotten this before !"

Steve Wright
Old 20th Aug 2003, 16:50
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Emo Philips

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

All those people here with telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks

The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas...

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
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Old 20th Aug 2003, 19:58
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Answers to my previous quotes...

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
Roddy Piper in "They Live" (subsequently ripped off for Duke Nukem, You want it when)

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin, stop it!"
As Distant Rumble correctly said, Arthur to Ford in HHGTTG

"This is the universe. Big, isn't it"
nobody got this one - the narrator at the beginning of "A Matter Of Life And Death"

"If that plane leaves and you're not on it you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day, and for the rest of your life."
Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall in "Casablanca", of course!

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Dante Hicks in "Clerks"

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine."
Dark Helmet in Spaceballs, say again s l o w l y...

"Don't f**k with the Jedi Master"
Mark Hammil as 'C*cknocker' in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
Matty was right - it's Gimli to Aragorn in LOTR:FOTR....

"I kick arse for the Lord!"
And Techman got this one, the Reverend in Braindead (by the
same director as LOTR:FOTR)

Must try some more some time...
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Old 20th Aug 2003, 21:01
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This was a winston churchillism, i forget who about:
"He appears to be able to put the least amount of thought into the most amount of words"
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