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Old 4th Jun 2004, 13:29
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TheStormyPetrel just started a thread "foot in the mouth disease"! in celebration of her 400th post.


Ah, I understand Bre. I will advise the vineyard to SLOW DOWN the botteling then?

In case of emergency I could always CANCEL a few cartons? Or would that not be fair on the botteler?

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Old 4th Jun 2004, 13:32
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a is dum

You should be careful not to bring those bottles too early, otherwise the plonk might overheat and be distatefull the day it would be needed.
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 13:34
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The second Test England - New Zealand has broken for lunch on Day 2.
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 13:43
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ooh ! a young lady here has been fined 30 quid for eating a apple whislt driving,she is not best chuffed, only right IMHO, she should have bought hands free apples.
Still, she is having her five minutes of fame which is what all young folks seem to desire above all else these days, no doubt she will be getting a call from Max Clifford, and some luvvie TV producer will come up with a new reality TV prog,ie Eating Fruit in a Moving Vehicle,where a variety of folks of dubious sexual persuasions will live together surviving only on fruit in a Voltswagon Caravet, said program will be blatently copied by all other channels of course.

Reading back to the dawn of TRRBATPSOIT, we were having something of a heatwave this time last year.
Talking of slowing down, I think we had better do so folks.

One is about to start a another thread about Apples and the consumption of same whilst in control of a motor vehicle and the injustice or otherwise of being pinched for same,
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 13:45
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a is dum - is there an abbreviation or friendlier version of that name I could use? (even though we are not intimately acquainted) but even if not, I am very happy to extend to you the opportunity to refer to me as "Stormy" if you feel happy to do so. Oooh - not that I am suggesting your name needs abbreviating (not wanting to cause offence) - oh bother, there's that foot in mouth disease again...

Oooh, and a, I am a she, not a he....
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 14:45
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I as "nicked" the below from one of Mrs IB's angry stitcher forums.

"A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a
lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment
that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two
worms.

"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while
putting a worm into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water
could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled
up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the
professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely,
responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

a is dum,

Does the liquid you are bottling have a similar use?


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Old 4th Jun 2004, 14:47
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**** it. All me short-cuts knackered, techies scratching their heads and saying, 'Well that shouldn't happen.'

I actually told one of the techies two days ago that the 'upgrade' would be a fecking farce. He now says he doesn't remember me saying that.

He's a lying toerag.

So, I'm off.

At least the car passed the MOT.
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 14:51
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How's the painting going Flaps? Glad to see No2 Child did well - what a rotten subject to get worse than the maths by the sound of it
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 14:53
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angels,
Sounds like the same tekkies who bugg€red up the ATC computer yesterday, before they came to you!

Can you find out their next port of call, so that doors can be locked and closed notices put up?
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 14:58
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IB,

Nope, this will be pure..... eh, pure...eh,very nice wine


BTW, the botteling is taking place a a nearby 'Chateau" which of course means Catswater.
 
Old 4th Jun 2004, 14:58
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Just off, but yesterday I asked Flaps to write them an abusive letter.

Sadly, it seems she's too busy eating, drinking and making merry.....

Good w/e all.
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 15:03
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too busy eating, drinking and making merry.....
No, that would be that useless lump of a SIL of mine It's about time he got himself a decent job, look what happened to the place he was at last All his fault, even if he had removed my dear daughter to the wastes of Canada before it happened. Now, where's me fags? Has he pinched them again?
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 15:06
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Oh, I have just had such a lovely thought Mr Draper, sir, you wouldn't like something else to keep in your cellar would you? How do you fancy a broken ATCO? He's not broken yet but I'm sure you would have great fun trying.
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 15:31
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Oh How ironic,

Jerricho's MIL gets to post the first post on page 666


Well she did 'til someone deleted their posts
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 15:41
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I say, chaps, we're not in danger of taking this too, um, seriously...are we?
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 15:50
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Sssst!! Singhapourgirl! Quiet!!
 
Old 4th Jun 2004, 15:51
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I'm puzzled the post count on here seems to be going DOWN! I posted earlier on, just before Jerricho's MIL and there were 9981 posts now there are only 9965. Is there a post eating monster around?
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 15:51
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Why Oh Why does everyone want a piece of my ass on a Friday afternoon!


Today I have drunk, 1 large glass Ribena, 1L Volvic Mineral Water, 1.5 black coffees, 2 pints carling, 1 bottle corona. I'm currently back on the water before this evening's BBQ.

I am also fecked off with a little weasle here who insists on replying my emails - but copying to the boss too. I don't deem them important enough to bother him with so why does he!!
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 16:36
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I'll have a piece of your ass on a Friday afternoon...
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Old 4th Jun 2004, 16:47
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I'll have a piece of your ass on a Friday afternoon...
G-DESK I think topcat was complaining that too many people wanted it, not too few
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