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Old 4th Nov 2003, 23:07
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......Does this research suck?

http://www.qfl.8k.com/z1023032.html
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Old 4th Nov 2003, 23:11
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One can imagine singaporgirls mum shouting at her from the bathroom when she was a Sprogette.
"Hurry up singaporegirl get in here before your bath curdles"

Southern hands are made to shuffle papers and push pens around UR720, not to hold sword or battle axe like us northern chaps.
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Old 4th Nov 2003, 23:40
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Careful, Mr Draper, or you will feel the bite of my asp.
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Old 4th Nov 2003, 23:44
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UL730 is now a mythical European upper airway and I note abandoned by them that name them. UR720 is one I shall ponder on. Your observations TD, are as always, incontrovertible.

Unfortunately - there's some that still think the pen is mightier than the sword.

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in the South, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend the North, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender .........................

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Old 5th Nov 2003, 00:06
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The lady in finance has a marvelous arse! (and a good pair of legs en-route!!!)
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 00:43
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In 1979 it took 5 tonnes of tea to buy a tractor, now it takes 5 times that.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 00:46
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Hmm Mr Draper is Anthony to singaporegirl's Cleopatra? Interesting....

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Old 5th Nov 2003, 01:23
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Had that been the case Drapes would not have lost no battle of Actium to that wop Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa,, we wudda kicked his arse all the way back home, then strung him an his mate Octavian up by there thingies.



Jeezus wept, I just seen a chap on the news called Tecumsa Fitch who is teaching Seals how to speak english,
Thats the fish eating flippered type Seals who live in zoos not the American Special Forces type Seals who claim to be the best in the world but unlike our SAS, have never actually done anything special yet.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 02:43
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Wasn't it a US Navy SEAL who was leading the 'Hunter Force' when chasing Chris Ryan the last two weeks...and has failed to catch him both times despite virtually being told where he was.

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Old 5th Nov 2003, 03:29
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Not bein an experienced cruiser – one defers to Mr Drapes in matters nautical, one was surprised to see them Spanish buggas closing their borders when “Aurora” berthed in Gibraltar. Now, dispénseme – is this the Spain that is otherwise known as squit central. Has Johnny tourist on the Costa’s not experienced every known gastroenteroligical, gutwrenching form of poisoning known to mankind. And they close their borders ‘cos they don’t want it spreading. I tell you Sir Walter Raleigh and “Ark Royal" did not do the job proper in 1588 and have left unfinished business.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 03:33
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One suggested a couple of pages back we go and give them uppity Dons another spanking, Johnny Foreigner has a notoriuosly short memory.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 04:11
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child of the village posted on page 155 – a virgin post by all accounts, that was probably a fifth and has never posted since.

Ships in the night? Is Hartlepool doomed?
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 05:50
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Mr cut and paste

It’s all them suffern buggas with their mega hosepipes and washing their fancy Mercs and Jags.
Don't generalise.
Dont put all the eggs in the same basket.

You wasted valuable time getting it wrong.
Some of us would like to be, irresponsible so as to play with hoses
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 06:09
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I like hoses. Especially those "continental" ones with the big gaps at the thigh and the derrière. Must be done to look like stockings and suspenders I suppose... Mmmmm...
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 07:34
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"For children, childhood is timeless. It's always the present. Everything is in the present tense. Of course they have memories. Of course time shifts a little for them and Christmas comes round in the end. But, they don't feel it. Today is what they feel and when they say - When I grow up... there's always an edge of disbelief - how could they ever be other than what they are."

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Old 5th Nov 2003, 13:26
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Picked up approx 2.5 tons of firewood yesterday. I ache therefore I am...awake.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 16:11
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Well, Gainsey, why'd ya drop it in the first place one might ask.
Rule 1 of carrying anything heavy: avoid 2.5T of wood.

Saw 2 Navy Seals walk into a club once, You'd think the second would've learned when the first went 'Ouch!' ( Apologies to those sympathetic the Seal cause.)

Had a brief moment of introspection ( one's med dose was low that day ) - wondered if Miss-DESK is one of those wot can make men's heads turn even when in tastefully tattered dungarees with a plain T-shirt, pony-tail artfully secured through back of baseball cap, while she works on a 6' by 8' oil canvas of some sunny riperian scene.

Well, one discerns a certain landed gentry bucolic tone in Miss-DESK's contributions. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.


* * * evening mental perambulations-sur-lac * * *
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 16:14
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I suggest you burn that firewood in situ, that will reduce the weight you have to carry home conciderably,
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 16:29
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Miss Desk in tattered Dungarees? She strikes me as more of a Gucci and Jimmy Choo kinda lady.

Now let me think, boring info...I overlayed this morning - I blame the lemonade.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 16:44
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