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Old 15th Oct 2003, 00:04
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You'd need more than your mum to protect you if you came out with me
That's fightin' talk where I'm from! and Im never one to back away from a rumble , especially with a young attractive lady



No need to speak to Officer Dibble Ozzy, if I just dig around these cupboards I may already have some from the last police woman to visit TC Towers
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 09:42
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TC,

If you can't find yer restraints, you can borrow mine. I'll have to fetch 'em from work mind

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Did you know more people are killed each year being kicked to death by donkeys than die in plane crashes?
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 14:24
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tc150....
We're not allowed to find out how wimminfolk think and we're not even s/posed to ask.
That breaks all the rules.... which they change anyhoo.... so that automatically makes redundant the first premise....

singaporegirl ( forgive the unforgiveable absence of regal 'bold' type),

If you ever do get around to maple syrup distribution watch out for the maple syrup police.

Miss DESK? How unforgiveable.... stood up for dinner..... they menfolk what stands up our uppity and forthright ladies should be shot with a ball of.... but never mind.....
..... one is thinking.. next time one is in the Muvver Land one shall bring both wine and dinner ingredients to make up in some way the grievous sin committed.. . . . tsk tsk tsk. . .
arrividerci e bonne notte tutti....
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 16:07
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G' Morning!

better nights sleep last night Tony? Wish I could say I had...but I didn't.

hang on a mo...someones calling me

"Miss Desk....no no...you stop there...I'll make us breakfast....need to keep your energy up"
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 16:10
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Morning all!

Mmmm, bacon nice and crispy please TC...
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 16:12
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Dear oh dear oh dear....is that wedding bells I hear in the future
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 16:13
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Indeed, slept like a babe last night, usual weird dreams, something to do with double glazing and turnips, still no sign of Sofia Loren.
Just the odd occasion the insomnia strikes, and nowadays the telly is on all night, at one time one was restricted to watching the Open University, most insomiacs my age are telly educated to degree level.


Damm!!! Lorraine is wearing one of those long granny grunt skirts this morning.
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 16:23
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She just gets better & better...crispy bacon...easy-peasy, I'll be back up in a mo honey-bun. I'll also bring some juice...lucozade( ) and choice of sauces!


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Old 15th Oct 2003, 16:27
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Dammm just had a narrow escape, was posting something in that Is it wise thread when it was I assume deleted, ****!!?
what would have happed had I been in there when it disapeared?

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Old 15th Oct 2003, 16:29
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Er....looks like its still there Draper old boy. Perhaps more coffee, less Lorraine Kelly required this morning?
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 16:41
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I see the Chinese have put a man in orbit, not sure how to take that, one admires the chinese individualy, they are a decent hard working clever resorsefull people, collectively they worry me,and they are still ruled by dinosaurs.
Of course it might goad the cousins into getting back into space seriously instead of just playing at it as they have doing since the Moon landings.

In the words of that great Texican,
"I personelly do not want to go to sleep under a communist moon"
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 17:09
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I own 3 acres of moon...well I've baught 3 acres...gave them all away as pressies...2 lucky ladies have their own plots of moon estate now...as does 1 brother. So Tony, we'll be able to sleep under at least 3 acres of British moon rock.

Need a new idea though for novel pressies this Xmas.
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 17:21
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I had a run-in with my neighbour last night. Unfortunately, I fell off the fence (well you try balancing in 3-inch Jimmy Choo heels!). So of course he came rushing out to see what the noise was, half-blinding me by shining his torch right in my face. I suppose I can't have looked very dignified, sprawling beneath his maple tree with my Girl's Own Emergency Plumbing Kit, a tap, several yards of plastic tubing, and a bucket calibrated in Canadian gallons. But he didn't need to be quite so rude.

I think I shall have to practise the technique on my bonsai before having another go.
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 17:31
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You could go with the naming stars thing, but that's a bit passť now. My sister's boyfriend got her one of these for her birthday this year. They are no longer together though.

Of course, if you're looking for pressies that would please some of the girlies on this thread, there's always that fine establishment run by one Mr. Choo. I'm a size 7
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 17:44
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One hesitates to say this lest prooner think Drapes is bragging, but we Drapers have two Craters named after us, and on the front side as well, any oink can have a Crater on tother side, facing the boonies.

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Old 15th Oct 2003, 17:47
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One wonders how much you would make selling them on ebay?

In fact, a quick scan of ebay finds that someone is in fact selling the moon...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...7&category=365
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 17:48
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oh no...not another lady with expensive taste! Don't worry...mental note made...size 7...size 7...size 7...one will not forget


And if any ladies are wanting to know what to buy a blokey ppruner...may I be so bold as to suggest one of these
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 18:02
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You seem like a chap who knows the value of a good long term investment TC, as it happens Drapes owns about a hundred thousand acres of Gobi desert, send 500 pounds immediately and fifty thousand acres of said desert shall be yours, one will email you such things as deeds of title and so forth.
One looks forward to hearing from you soon, but make haste this offer is time limited, twill be withdraw should one find some other means of paying ones gas bill.

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Old 15th Oct 2003, 18:05
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may I be so bold as to suggest one of these
Oh bother, how did you guess? It was meant to be a surprise
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Old 15th Oct 2003, 18:13
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May one suggest singaporegirl, instead of clambering about on fences in this undignified manner, you simply dig a hole in your garden, the odds are that you own the mineral rights to your property, find a root from that Maple tree and tap into that, one is not a Botanist as you all know, but one suspects that under the influence of gravity said maple roots will be bursting with maple syrup.
Could be a good selling point when you come to move up the property ladder as well,a syrup mine in the back garden would look fine on the estate agents literature.
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