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Excuses for Adultery, Puns Intended.

Old 16th Dec 2021, 16:47
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Excuses for Adultery, Puns Intended.

We were playing doctors and it got a bit out of hand.




Maybe one per post so we can savour them!
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But I was thinking about you at the time...


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It was dark at the time.
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It was a grudge. I had it in for her husband.
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...Boris says everyone does it.
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Im sorry,I wasnt feeling myself at the time.
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