Fantasy Government Game

[Grayfly]

While we idle away the hours to finding out who, what or how our next Government will look like, why not indulge in some fantasy football type team selections based on the current crop of politicians throughout the UK, not necessarily Westminster.

I will kick off with Nicola Sturgeon as PM and Jacob RM as Minister for Housing.

[ATNotts]

Originally Posted by Grayfly

While we idle away the hours to finding out who, what or how our next Government will look like, why not indulge in some fantasy football type team selections based on the current crop of politicians throughout the UK, not necessarily Westminster.

I will kick off with Nicola Sturgeon as PM and Jacob RM as Minister for Housing.

Can I add Diane Abbott as Chancellor of the Exchequer?

[NutLoose]

Boris Johnston to become Minister of Justice or court jester to give him his correct title.

Alec Shelbrooke as Speaker

[oxenos]

If we're going to be silly, bring back Bercow, shurely.

[Sallyann1234]

Corbyn as Ambassador to Israel.

[Grayfly]

Alexander BoJo Minister for Women and Equalities.

[Alsacienne]

Nigel Farage as Commissioner at the EU.

[Kelly Hopper]

Oh purleeeeese..

Give me John Cleese, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam?

It will still be b0ll0x, but funny b0ll0x!

[NutLoose]

Why bringk back Berko... Alec Shelbrooke is deaf, so will make an excellent speaker, he can just let them have their temper tantrums then put them to bed for a nap.

[meadowrun]

Found it online but when I downloaded it, it came thorough corrupted as Government Grand Call of Assassins Kombat, and I seem to have shot everyone.

Speaking of the USA, I had thought that no one could ever make Clouseau seem wise, suave and a master of finessed strategy.

[ShyTorque]

Tony Blair as Middle East Peace Envoy.....What could be less of a fantasy? Oh, hang on, of course they already did that!

[Grayfly]

Originally Posted by Kelly Hopper

Oh purleeeeese..

Give me John Cleese, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam?

It will still be b0ll0x, but funny b0ll0x!

If you look through a lot of their old films and TV programmes you will find some recent manifesto material. They were either way ahead of their time or manifesto material is ridiculously funny, I'll go with the latter.

Shami Chakrabarti Minister of Defence.

[charliegolf]

Originally Posted by ATNotts

Can I add Diane Abbott as Chancellor of the Exchequer?

Nicky Morgan would give her a run for her money after explaining the 50000 nurses calculus method.

CG

[Pontius Navigator]

Chris Trailing (sic don't you love predictive text) minister without portfolio.

[Steepclimb]

Honestly none of the above. None of this crop of politicians are fit to be in government.

What went wrong?

Boris Johnson is PM. Five years ago it was an insane proposition. Now........

Corbyn? Insane proposition. Now.........

What went wrong?

Brexit went wrong.

[Torquetalk]

Minister for Women & Equalities - Donald Trump

Foreign Secretary - Nelson Mandela: His coffin alone would achieve more than any UK foreign secretary in a generation.

[Dan Gerous]

Beast from the East sweeps in, and cancels it all.

[Pontius Navigator]

Keith Vaz, Drugs Czar

[Dan Gerous]

Nigel Farage, UN Ambassador.

[NutLoose]

Max Mosely as the black rod.