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another thing in Oz that値l kill you.

Old 6th Sep 2019, 18:25
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another thing in Oz that値l kill you.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/r...ports-n1049586

Killer rabbits are next. Runaway, runaway...
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Old 6th Sep 2019, 19:02
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Should not that headline read

Woman Killed by Savage Pecker
or something like that?

(Hat, coat, exit!)

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Old 6th Sep 2019, 19:22
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Originally Posted by Lonewolf_50 View Post
Should not that healine read

Woman Killed by Savage Pecker


or something like that?

(Hat, coat, exit!)
Or something like this

Woman henpecked to death.
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Old 6th Sep 2019, 19:48
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You have got to draw the line somewhere and stand your ground: I am not going to be intimidated by a bl**dy chicken even if it is a bit on the large size.
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Old 6th Sep 2019, 19:58
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I suspect fowl play......
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Old 6th Sep 2019, 20:12
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I suspect fowl play......

Still chuckling over that ORAC. LW gets honorable mention as well.
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Old 6th Sep 2019, 22:45
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Must have been Foghorn Legtorn...
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Old 7th Sep 2019, 00:00
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People forget that chickens are omnivorous at best, more likely carnivores that will tolerate vegetable matter.

My chickens' two favourite foods (in order) are, a) small chunks of kangaroo meat b) iceberg lettuce.
They will NOT eat wheat, corn or laying pellets.
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Old 7th Sep 2019, 09:10
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Was she chooked to death ?
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Old 7th Sep 2019, 10:01
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Could have looked like a loose thread and there's always a temptation to pullet.

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Old 7th Sep 2019, 10:20
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Small c0ck, aggrieved that his pen is too small and doesn't like being cooped up.
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Old 7th Sep 2019, 11:06
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My niece lives near Adelaide and her next door neighbours have a highly venomous Eastern Brown snake living in their garden, which has so far defied the attempts of the local snake man to catch and remove it. They seem pretty laid back about the sitiuation, so I am going to tell them that the time to start worrying will be if the neighbours start to keep chickens.

A thumbs up for "chooked to death" B Fraser
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Old 7th Sep 2019, 11:39
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Devil

Killer rabbits are next.
Nahh....The Sabre Toothed Platypus, Man-eating Kangaroos and the much feared Drop Bears are far worse!!
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Old 7th Sep 2019, 12:50
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She should have gone to the myna injuries unit.
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Old 7th Sep 2019, 12:54
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They'd run out of pain killers 'cos (all together!) the parrots eat 'em all...
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Old 7th Sep 2019, 13:40
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It's no eggsageration to say that's a pecking unfortunate way to depart this world...

However......never, ever, be deceived by a cute and cuddly bunny wabbit. They can be vicious ! Long time ago, little girl who was a friend of my sister had to go to A & E after her pet bunny had a large nibble at her.....on the other hand, it later emerged said young lady ( aged about 8 or 9 I think at the time ) had been trying to pull the ears off the bunny. so the bunny had some justification I suppose......
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 08:16
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I have to take issue with the geographical description "Southern Australia" will take in everything south of Alice Spings, which will include WA, SA, NSW, Vic and the ACT. The state is "South Australia"...

As Sir Pterry described, when Death asked what won't kill you in XXXX, the reply was "some of the sheep...."
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 09:05
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" The state is "South Australia"..."

Much maligned and often overlooked, with some justification....

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Old 8th Sep 2019, 10:13
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South Australia (the state) should be vaguely familiar to UK residents of a certain age.

Some of the things ' that could kill you ' were imported by the UK MOD, delivered to Maralinga and detonated.

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Old 8th Sep 2019, 15:37
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There are combat wombats, killer koalas and poisonous platypuses. Anything safe down there? Even the roos box. Do quokkas eat people?
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