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Old 15th Jul 2019, 10:53
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Struth, a lot of folks expect to go out by misadventure.
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 11:20
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True life situation..

Scissors jack slowly collapsing.
Head being slowly squashed onto concrete by rear chassis of the car
Assumed is would continue until "Lights out".
All I could think of to say was...."What a bloody silly way to go"

Glad to say movement ceased , few days in hospital then back under to complete the job!!!!!
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 11:36
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Last words being told.to me ( the dying person) Scotland won the World Cup. (Never happen so will live forever)

My last words. Always wanted to try that

Just a comment, think hard, you can only have one last words and I have just blown mine
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 11:43
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"I thought you said your husband wouldn't be home for another hour."
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 12:23
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Brakes? Who needs brakes...?

My text to you is important...
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 12:37
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 12:49
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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

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Old 15th Jul 2019, 12:57
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" They're all here. Everybody's here!"
Won't be true but it'll mess with everyones heads till it's their turn.
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 14:30
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Some genuine last words:
Having been informed by my family that mother was in hospital and was not likely to last long, I flew back from some training in Tel Aviv, gathered my family from Hampshire and drove to the hospital on the Wirral. A few hours after arriving, mother woke up from a drug induced sleep and said:
"Christ! I must be dying. Our Kelvin's here!"
And that was that.
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 14:42
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Where’s my stunt double?
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 15:45
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I still remember the last words of my uncle "fcuk me, a bus"
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 16:44
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Quick, there's a pub across the road, it's last orders...
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 16:51
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Is this a 737 MAX?
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 18:11
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In Budapest,

"Quick, let's nip across the team tracks and get to that gorgeous bird"

Never made it.
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 18:12
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"Look right, look left, look right again"

"Oh bugger, Americans . . . "
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 18:25
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Haha, that thing’s not even loaded!
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 18:35
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What the **** was that?

(attributed to the Mayor of Hiroshima)
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 18:46
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Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator View Post
"Look right, look left, look right again"

"Oh bugger, Americans . . . "
Actually, I almost saw this in real life, except it was the word 'pavement' that confused the poor bugger. Yank stepped onto the road in London and a traffic warden screamed at him 'STAY ON THE PAVEMENT'. He took one look at the three lanes of oncoming Stirling Moss impersonators and jumped clear. Perhaps later realising that we don't use the word 'sidewalk' in London :-)
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 20:29
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"Christ! I must be dying. Our Kelvin's here!"
Like the last words of media mogul Kerry Packer. Son James had flown back to Oz to see him, so KP was woken from his coma to say goodbye.

He did so, then KP drifted back to sleep, while the family waited for the inevitable. Some time later he woke up and said "Am I still here?? How long is this gonna fcuking TAKE??" and slipped away.
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 21:51
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Ooh, that was fun!
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