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Also, "it's", with an apostrophe, can only mean "it is" or "it has", nothing else. However, the possessive case, "its", never has an apostrophe. Not many people know that - particularly it seems, amongst PPRuNers! To verify, just type "it's or its" into your search engine.
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Also, "it's", with an apostrophe, can only mean "it is" or "it has", nothing else. However, the possessive case, "its", never has an apostrophe. Not many people know that - particularly it seems, amongst PPRuNers! To verify, just type "it's or its" into your search engine.
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Primary school English. So anyone who gets that wrong can't have done primary school English. So English can't be their native language, right? - wrong, it seems, as foreigners seem to be far less likely to get this wrong than people who supposedly have attended a UK primary school.
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I was once involved in an exercise to give a bunch of computer science students some real-world advice about looking for a job once they'd finished their degree. We happened to mention in passing that "of course you had to get that sort of grammar right" otherwise the CV would go straight from the in tray to the bin - recruiters can spot things like that at a glance without actually reading the CV.
These kids started looking worried, then one of them put his hand up: "please sir, nobody has ever taught us that stuff".
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Possessive apostrophes do my head in. I wish i'd never learned the contraction.
So many possessive apostrophes have been misused and abused in signage that they stand out like a dog's bollocks and I have an almost irresistable urge to correct them.
So many possessive apostrophes have been misused and abused in signage that they stand out like a dog's bollocks and I have an almost irresistable urge to correct them.
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Why not get rid of apostrophes? They generate more trouble than they're worth. They're undetectable in spoken language so why include them in written language? In cases such as the ambiguity relating to Uncle Jack and his horse the solution is to express the intent unambiguously in words which do not require apostrophes. The Spanish and German languages manage without them.
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Discorde, by its very nature, written language must be more precise. These two statements (repeated from a DaveReidUK post), have entirely different meanings:
"Not forgetting the famous American example, regarding the difference between
a business that knows its shit, and
a business that knows it's shit"
"Not forgetting the famous American example, regarding the difference between
a business that knows its shit, and
a business that knows it's shit"

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I had a manager - quite a telented engineer of about my age - whose written English was so appalling because of the mis-use of grammar that all of us in the group would have to ask him what information he really meant to convey.
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: England
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Discorde, by its very nature, written language must be more precise. These two statements (repeated from a DaveReidUK post), have entirely different meanings:
"Not forgetting the famous American example, regarding the difference between
a business that knows its shit, and
a business that knows it's shit"

"Not forgetting the famous American example, regarding the difference between
a business that knows its shit, and
a business that knows it's shit"

The purpose of language is communication.
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When writing, I simply the follow the rule of imagining myself in the recipient's place. It's by no means limited to "expressing an opinion". It might equally be a report, an instruction, directions or a description - or even a just quick handwritten note. That maxim applies particularly when corresponding with people I don't know personally; it's then obviously important to use clear, concise and grammatically correct English. For instance, "the lady's handbags" or "the ladies' handbags" - prove that use of the simple apostrophe instantly informs specific detail - avoiding ambiguity, essential in written language. All that, yet without additional text or even "an alternative form of words", which would merely clarify what a missing apostrophe would have signified!
That's effective communication.
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Slight thread-drift,but I'll post here anyway,as we seem to now be talking about unambiguous communication.
I used to travel frequently to the Midlands.and used to return via M40 and A34.On the slip-road from the motorway,there was for years (perhaps still is),a sign which read: FOR A34 NEWBURY USE BOTH LANES.
Am I alone in thinking that the only way to comply with this instruction,would be to straddle the white lines in the centre of the road ? I really wanted to,but never did.
The substitution of the word 'BOTH' with 'EITHER',for the sake of only 2 additional letters would have spared me much anxiety.
I used to travel frequently to the Midlands.and used to return via M40 and A34.On the slip-road from the motorway,there was for years (perhaps still is),a sign which read: FOR A34 NEWBURY USE BOTH LANES.
Am I alone in thinking that the only way to comply with this instruction,would be to straddle the white lines in the centre of the road ? I really wanted to,but never did.
The substitution of the word 'BOTH' with 'EITHER',for the sake of only 2 additional letters would have spared me much anxiety.
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I used to travel frequently to the Midlands.and used to return via M40 and A34.On the slip-road from the motorway,there was for years (perhaps still is),a sign which read: FOR A34 NEWBURY USE BOTH LANES.
Am I alone in thinking that the only way to comply with this instruction, would be to straddle the white lines in the centre of the road ? I really wanted to,but never did.
Am I alone in thinking that the only way to comply with this instruction, would be to straddle the white lines in the centre of the road ? I really wanted to,but never did.

for the sake of only 2 additional letters would have spared me much anxiety
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There are those (my brother, for example) who sometimes seem incapable of speaking unambiguously, let alone writing unambiguously.
Even when prompted repeatedly they (he) can find multiple responses to express an answer to a simple question such that the it's never fully answered.
Absolutely infuriating. Yet, I don't think that he's doing it intentionally.
It may have something to do with previous exposure to politics and unionism.
Even when prompted repeatedly they (he) can find multiple responses to express an answer to a simple question such that the it's never fully answered.
Absolutely infuriating. Yet, I don't think that he's doing it intentionally.
It may have something to do with previous exposure to politics and unionism.