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Hanky-panky at Transavia

Old 11th Oct 2016, 14:29
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Hanky-panky at Transavia

It seems that a female flight attendant at Transavia is rather free with the chaps.

Transavia cockpit sex: Flight attendant's jilted husband threatens to publish diary - NL Times
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 16:22
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 17:42
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I always wondered what the jump seat was for.
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 18:44
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Hence, the term - cockpit.
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 19:02
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She could have said...

"Honey, it's not what it seems! The stories were just things I imagined could have happened! I've been wanting to be a paperback writer all my life!"
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Dam! Can't get that great song out of my head now!!!
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The 46-year-old flight attendant is the mother of four children.
Holy cow!
Whatever happened to reading 50 shades of grey and the like?
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Isn't that SOP?

Surely there is no story here?

Though I do wonder where the spouse became involved with the hostie - is he a pilot?
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 22:12
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What has 3 hymens and flies?




Ten thousand airline hostesses.
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 22:28
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What has 3 hymens and flies?




Ten thousand airline hostesses.
I had not realized so many men had entered the profession.
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Old 12th Oct 2016, 01:55
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C'mon, crew area on a charter 737? Which one exactly, front or aft galley?
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Old 12th Oct 2016, 02:44
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Every airline needs that kind of F/As, preferably half the age however.
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Old 12th Oct 2016, 06:30
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B737 cockpit would be extreamly cramped and difficult whereas the A320 would allow the full Karma Sutra.
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Old 12th Oct 2016, 07:46
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Hence, the term - cockpit.
but with an all female flight crew - Box office.
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Old 12th Oct 2016, 09:48
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When she said, 'would you like some TWA tea?' I just thought she meant ....
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Old 12th Oct 2016, 15:08
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I think the copy writer or sub-editor was having a laugh:

The airline wants nothing more than to handle the matter internally
Well by all accounts she'd be up for it...

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Old 12th Oct 2016, 20:03
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The ILT "refused to take a position!" how very un-Dutch

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Old 13th Oct 2016, 06:23
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The papers would love this story. There is a popular misconception that cabin crew and pilots spend all their time away jumping in and out of each others beds, with this obvious exception nothing could be further from the truth. Yes, naughtiness does occur but many of the girls are married or have and live with steady boyfriends whilst some are looking for husband material and simply not interested in casual bonking.
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Old 13th Oct 2016, 07:18
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Your wife reads PPRuNe, does she, Parabellum?
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Old 13th Oct 2016, 08:33
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I'm prepared to say that I think much more Hanky Panky goes on in the 9 to 5 working environment than "Down the Route - tho' that's not suggesting that it never did ! because "normal" people are working with the same faces every day and bonding takes place over time, whereas almost everytime I went to work I met a totally new bunch of strangers especially in the female department, but yes - there were occasions when one was marooned in places like the Seychelles for a week with a bunch of .... well, you know !

Obviously I came to know male colleagues over the years, 'cos they worked until normal retirement, so stuck around, but the girls had a limited employment span in my days - retirement after 10 years, and or 31 years old (?) and immediately upon marriage.

Recall the flight deck door opening whilst going through the pre-start checks, and a voice saying " what winks, whistles and fckus like a Tiger ?" We turned around to see one of the girls stood there - winking and whistling.

Happy days.
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