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Old 15th Jun 2020, 10:46
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It gives one hart does it not?
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Old 15th Jun 2020, 11:14
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And some religious ones, you musk have heard of monk jack?
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Old 15th Jun 2020, 12:22
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Originally Posted by Mr Optimistic View Post
And some religious ones, you musk have heard of monk jack?
This is hartly the place for bringing up religion.
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Old 15th Jun 2020, 13:19
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But in hindsight...

What do you call a deer that is equally right and left handed?

Bambidextrous.
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 05:21
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(waiting for the joke about the deer with no eyes, legs or genitals....)
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 07:30
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That sounds like an evolutionary dead end if they don't buck their ideers up.
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 08:02
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And in other gnus...
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 08:19
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The drought is ongoing. Told the wife not to worry, it will rain dear.
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 08:42
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That will be discussed impalament today and the Duiker Westminster will raise the issue in the Lords...
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 11:51
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Yep, elk is on its way.
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 12:40
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Kudu all give the herbivore puns a rest before eland us all in trouble? Moove along now.
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 12:45
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Ok,api to do so...
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 12:59
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Doen't like too but with a heavy Hart
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 17:51
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Kudu all give the herbivore puns a rest before eland us all in trouble? Moove along now.
If you send me a few bucks I'll shut up.
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 18:28
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Will anyone be rutting a cheque.
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 19:31
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I couldn't find dik dik in the diktionary.
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Old 16th Jun 2020, 20:36
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Originally Posted by hiflymk3 View Post
I couldn't find dik dik in the diktionary.
Try Thompson's Local...

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Old 17th Jun 2020, 06:22
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Is this a wind-up? If he appeals, will we get a blow by blow account? Or will he put it all behind him?

Frankly, the decision to fine him stinks and leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...ovocative-fart

Austrian police defend decision to fine man after 'provocative' fart

A man in Vienna has been fined €500 (£447) for breaking wind loudly in front of police in a move the Austrian capital’s police force was at pains to defend.

The Österreich newspaper reported that the penalty stemmed from an incident on 5 June and that the offender was fined for offending public decency.

City police wrote on Twitter that “of course no one is reported for accidentally letting one go”.

They added that the man had behaved provocatively and uncooperatively during an encounter with officers that preceded the incident. He got up from a park bench, looked at officers and “let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent”, they said.

Police noted that the decision could be appealed against.
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 06:51
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He obviously just thought it was a bit of a gas...
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 07:18
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Light-hearted, or Hoof hearted?
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