The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread XXVI
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Alderney
Age: 60
Posts: 80
Afternoon all. Glorious sunny one hereabouts, car thermometer was reading 10C. 
SRT many years ago, the stair gate was left undone and I awoke to a fully grown Newfoundland laying across both my legs, I thought paralysis had set in overnight.
SRT many years ago, the stair gate was left undone and I awoke to a fully grown Newfoundland laying across both my legs, I thought paralysis had set in overnight.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Planet Tharg
Posts: 2,472
There are times one dreams of having a furkid squashing one's drumsticks, Mr Beaufort. Yer doesn't know how good yers has it....
Reaching over the side of the bunk to tickle the furry ears before drifting back off to sleep is one of those sublime comfort things one misses in the sandpit.
Reaching over the side of the bunk to tickle the furry ears before drifting back off to sleep is one of those sublime comfort things one misses in the sandpit.
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Switzerland
Posts: 142
Yo ho me hearties!!!
Just off to stash my shoes in my bespoke cedar-wood closet in my de luxe cabin (a girl can dream) then I'll be back to toast the new voyage.
Exascot I trust you picked up some lemons to go with all that gin???
Just off to stash my shoes in my bespoke cedar-wood closet in my de luxe cabin (a girl can dream) then I'll be back to toast the new voyage.
Exascot I trust you picked up some lemons to go with all that gin???
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Newcastle/UK
Posts: 1,476
Dont think the new shoreside staff know they are supposed to lock the old thread and transfer it to the library at the end of the universe.
Yon old ship will be filling up wi dossers winos and down and outs of every ilk.
Answer for Mr Ian to question he shouted across just as the old girl went down(no sniggering) tiz a microsoft webcam studio special or summat it shoots filums in full HD
Yon old ship will be filling up wi dossers winos and down and outs of every ilk.
Answer for Mr Ian to question he shouted across just as the old girl went down(no sniggering) tiz a microsoft webcam studio special or summat it shoots filums in full HD
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Botswana & Greece
Age: 66
Posts: 940
I am trying to get all the bars stocked but Fluffy keeps interfering 
Who put two young Thai girls into my executive cabin? I will continue with interviews tomorrow for services required.
Admiral, what is the name of our new ship? I can authorise Squiffy Pussy IV.
Who put two young Thai girls into my executive cabin? I will continue with interviews tomorrow for services required.
Admiral, what is the name of our new ship? I can authorise Squiffy Pussy IV.
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: egsh
Posts: 415
My cabin/broom cupboard contains, apart from two brooms (one badly worn, nearly down to the wood) approx 400 boxes of shoes, mostly of Floridian or Swiss origin, with a scattering of Australian ones.
Oh, and a pair of ballerina's pumps labelled US Rangers.
To whom do I complain?
Oh, and a pair of ballerina's pumps labelled US Rangers.
To whom do I complain?
