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The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread XXVI

Old 24th Feb 2015, 16:27
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The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread XXVI

Buggah! that were complicated


Rightyho!
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 16:32
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Okay, Captain ... all I had to do was delete my first post and, since it was the first one, the thread was automatically deleted so all is now shipshape and as it should be.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 16:35
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And I got my shoes onboard
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 16:36
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Afternoon all. Glorious sunny one hereabouts, car thermometer was reading 10C.
SRT many years ago, the stair gate was left undone and I awoke to a fully grown Newfoundland laying across both my legs, I thought paralysis had set in overnight.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 16:38
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Afternoon folks.

I now declare the bar on this fine ship open.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 16:39
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Ooh good, mine's a large one.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 16:41
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Suns come out here now,hoofing it down five minutes ago.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 16:45
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stop boasting Beaufort; you'll frighten the horses.

Towel please. The water was cold and deep
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 17:00
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Wink

Wonder if a stateroom is still available - orf to lookie see.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 17:02
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Which fellow passenger took my complimentary large single malt at the top of the gangplank? So I didn't get it? Heh?
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 17:09
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Marvellous.
Where's me new cabin ?
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 17:21
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I dunno, get involved with a discussion at work and miss it all as I travel home, b ut I suppose this is a second one!
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 17:23
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There are times one dreams of having a furkid squashing one's drumsticks, Mr Beaufort. Yer doesn't know how good yers has it....

Reaching over the side of the bunk to tickle the furry ears before drifting back off to sleep is one of those sublime comfort things one misses in the sandpit.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 17:29
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Yo ho me hearties!!!

Just off to stash my shoes in my bespoke cedar-wood closet in my de luxe cabin (a girl can dream) then I'll be back to toast the new voyage.

Exascot I trust you picked up some lemons to go with all that gin???
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 17:30
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Dont think the new shoreside staff know they are supposed to lock the old thread and transfer it to the library at the end of the universe.
Yon old ship will be filling up wi dossers winos and down and outs of every ilk.
Answer for Mr Ian to question he shouted across just as the old girl went down(no sniggering) tiz a microsoft webcam studio special or summat it shoots filums in full HD
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 17:47
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Steady as she goes

On the new Vessel Bridge Wing, just transfer the running fix from our previous vessel and confirm we are back on our great circle track.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 17:49
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I see that there will be several peeps on a charge come the morrow for continuing to occupy the old vessel.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 17:56
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Forgot to say, well done number two, now giz me whistle back.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 18:26
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I am trying to get all the bars stocked but Fluffy keeps interfering

Who put two young Thai girls into my executive cabin? I will continue with interviews tomorrow for services required.

Admiral, what is the name of our new ship? I can authorise Squiffy Pussy IV.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 18:41
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My cabin/broom cupboard contains, apart from two brooms (one badly worn, nearly down to the wood) approx 400 boxes of shoes, mostly of Floridian or Swiss origin, with a scattering of Australian ones.

Oh, and a pair of ballerina's pumps labelled US Rangers.

To whom do I complain?
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