Jet Blast Topics that don't fit the other forums. Rules of Engagement apply.

Oxymorons

Old 8th Oct 2015, 19:23
  #1 (permalink)  
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 843
Oxymorons

I thought I would start a thread on oxymorons so to start:

FIFA Ethics Committee.

Over to you...
vctenderness is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 19:25
  #2 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: not scotland
Posts: 185
Intelligence Corps
Toadstool is online now  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 19:51
  #3 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Under a gooseberry bush
Posts: 50
Airline 'food'

Happy Christmas (bah, humbug!)
BWSBoy6 is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 19:57
  #4 (permalink)  

A Runyonesque Character
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The South of France ... Not
Age: 70
Posts: 1,209
Celebrity Mastermind
The SSK is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 20:05
  #5 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 82
Posts: 1,380
  • Deafening silence
  • Pretty ugly
goudie is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 20:10
  #6 (permalink)  
Ecce Homo! Loquitur...
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Peripatetic
Posts: 9,837
United Nations.........
ORAC is online now  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 20:18
  #7 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Newcastle/UK
Posts: 1,473
A Murder of Crows, oh no! wait a minute that's a palindrome.
tony draper is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 20:33
  #8 (permalink)  

A Runyonesque Character
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The South of France ... Not
Age: 70
Posts: 1,209
Hippodrome

Murder Red Rum? That was Shergar, shurely?
The SSK is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 21:05
  #9 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 441
Government assistance.
Hydromet is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 21:24
  #10 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: East Anglia.
Posts: 416
Russia contributes monetary aid to football.
Avitor is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 21:31
  #11 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Kingdom of Scotland
Age: 78
Posts: 17
Civil service!
popstar is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 21:43
  #12 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Classified
Posts: 315
............

Last edited by Radix; 18th Mar 2016 at 01:56.
Radix is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 21:46
  #13 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Cheltenham
Posts: 143
European Union
simon brown is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 21:52
  #14 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Newcastle/UK
Posts: 1,473
Democratic Republic of(insert name)
tony draper is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 22:07
  #15 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: UK
Age: 80
Posts: 695
Social Services
funfly is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 22:19
  #16 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 341
The best of Top Gear
Allan Lupton is offline  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 22:19
  #17 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Coasting South
Age: 64
Posts: 43
Customer Service
hiflymk3 is online now  
Old 8th Oct 2015, 22:26
  #18 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Penzance
Age: 68
Posts: 508
Socialist worker.
RedhillPhil is offline  
Old 9th Oct 2015, 01:35
  #19 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Search me - I only just got out of bed ....
Age: 74
Posts: 450
same sex marriage
FullOppositeRudder is offline  
Old 9th Oct 2015, 02:38
  #20 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: South of YSSY
Age: 67
Posts: 434
military intelligence
competent authority
government assistance
expert assessment
vigilant watchkeeper
qualified expert
New vintage
New old stock
original reconditioned
vintage refurbished
politically correct
criticalmass is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service

Copyright 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.