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Limericks Mk 2

Old 18th Jul 2015, 00:34
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Limericks Mk 2

I've decided to start a new thread;
The old one seems to be dead.
It redirects
With no effects
So try using this one instead.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 00:38
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Thank you! I get some kicks
Like many, writing limericks
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 02:03
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Thank you! I get some kicks
Like many, writing limericks.
Sometimes they're rude,
Uncouth and lewd
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 03:45
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Thank you! I get some kicks
Like many, writing limericks.
Sometimes they're rude,
Uncouth and lewd
But they're part of my morning fix.

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Old 18th Jul 2015, 04:29
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Just what we need, a fresh start
As the old one kept us apart
I was quite confused
And not amused
At missing something close to my heart


Well done Hydromet
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 04:33
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The old thread’s reached critical mass
And disappeared up its own ass.
So we’ve started again
With keyboard and pen
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 05:54
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Now and then joined in by a lass.

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A limerick most surely is weird
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 06:08
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A limerick most surely is weird
To ribaldry it's usually geared,
But mostly by inference
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 06:33
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A limerick most surely is weird
To ribaldry it's usually geared,
But mostly by inference
And verbal incoherence:
Our poets must surely be cheered.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 07:25
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A Bronx cheer to these writers of rhyme!
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 08:23
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Just give Hobo and Treads enough time,
To let go two loud farts,
Get their Limerick parts
And on the poetry table to climb.

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Well done Hydro.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 09:15
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Here's Treadders fresh out of his pit
Hungover and feeling like sh!t
A quick fart or two
I just might follow through



Hydro
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 11:52
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...Or a tit, I'm not really sure which
I prefer, but my usual pitch
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 11:52
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But wait while I give my nipples a twitch
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 12:48
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Have we lost this before we have started?
Rhyme and scanning, both seem to have parted,
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 12:51
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Have we lost this before we have started?
Rhyme and scanning, both seem to have parted,
Some examples are needed
That should be heeded
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 12:55
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Have we lost this before we have started?
Rhyme and scanning, both seem to have parted,
Some examples are needed
That should be heeded.
Now chaps, let's not be downhearted.
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Now that we're all back on track
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:01
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Now that we're all back on track
Let's have a jolly good crack
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:05
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Sailors and old vicars
And girls with no knickers
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:06
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Now that we're all back on track
Let's have a jolly good crack
At mirth and wit


Good stuff, Hydro.
Thanks Goudie for the PM.
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