Limericks Mk 2

[Hydromet]

I've decided to start a new thread;
The old one seems to be dead.
It redirects
With no effects
So try using this one instead.

[RJM]

Thank you! I get some kicks
Like many, writing limericks

[Hydromet]

Thank you! I get some kicks
Like many, writing limericks.
Sometimes they're rude,
Uncouth and lewd

[jolihokistix]

Thank you! I get some kicks
Like many, writing limericks.
Sometimes they're rude,
Uncouth and lewd
But they're part of my morning fix.

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[goudie]

Just what we need, a fresh start
As the old one kept us apart
I was quite confused
And not amused
At missing something close to my heart


Well done Hydromet

[CISTRS]

The old thread’s reached critical mass
And disappeared up its own ass.
So we’ve started again
With keyboard and pen

[probes]

Now and then joined in by a lass.

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A limerick most surely is weird

[SCHEDULING]

A limerick most surely is weird
When composed by an old guy, with a beard

[Hydromet]

A limerick most surely is weird
To ribaldry it's usually geared,
But mostly by inference

[CISTRS]

A limerick most surely is weird
To ribaldry it's usually geared,
But mostly by inference
And verbal incoherence:
Our poets must surely be cheered.
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[jolihokistix]

A Bronx cheer to these writers of rhyme!

[Hobo]

Just give Hobo and Treads enough time,
To let go two loud farts,
Get their Limerick parts
And on the poetry table to climb.

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Well done Hydro.

[treadigraph]

Here's Treadders fresh out of his pit
Hungover and feeling like sh!t
A quick fart or two
I just might follow through



Hydro

[SCHEDULING]

Here's Treadders fresh out of his pit
Hungover and feeling like sh!t
A quick fart or two
I just might follow through
But lets not have pictures, of it.

[SCHEDULING]

...Or a tit, I'm not sure which
Oh, isn't semantics a bitch !
To find the right rhyme

[goudie]

...Or a tit, I'm not really sure which
I prefer, but my usual pitch

[jolihokistix]

But wait while I give my nipples a twitch

[Hobo]

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Have we lost this before we have started?
Rhyme and scanning, both seem to have parted,

[goudie]

Have we lost this before we have started?
Rhyme and scanning, both seem to have parted,
Some examples are needed
That should be heeded

[Hydromet]

Have we lost this before we have started?
Rhyme and scanning, both seem to have parted,
Some examples are needed
That should be heeded.
Now chaps, let's not be downhearted.
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Now that we're all back on track