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Old 4th Feb 2016, 21:01
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He said a quick Hail Mary
Prayed his legs would not be so hairy

With a razor he did wave
to give them a shave
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Old 4th Feb 2016, 21:09
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till he looked just like Julian Clary.
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Old 5th Feb 2016, 17:02
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The bishop said "You`re hot stuff
would you mind if I took off my ruff"
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Old 5th Feb 2016, 20:54
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The bishop said "You`re hot stuff
would you mind if I took off my ruff
As well as my mitre.
If you were any tighter"
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Old 6th Feb 2016, 01:50
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I'd very soon be in the buff.

The actress was well known for roles
which featured gyrating on poles
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Old 6th Feb 2016, 09:58
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The actress was well known for roles
Which featured gyrating on poles
I tucked some dollars
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 00:06
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And you know what follows
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 01:30
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The actress was well known for roles
Which featured gyrating on poles
I tucked some dollars
And you know what follows-
I was offered a choice of holes.
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I selected the one at the front
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 10:19
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I selected the one at the front
As that was easier than to hunt
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 22:55
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I selected the one at the front
As that was easier than to hunt
for a new rubber
to use on this scrubber
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