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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 17:07
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She lay there like a beached whale
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 22:12
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She lay there like a beached whale
With a sign up, saying "For Sale".
A Japanese fisher
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 22:40
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She lay there like a beached whale
With a sign up, saying "For Sale".
A Japanese fisher
Declined to kiss her
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 22:53
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Through her blowhole she downed a Pale Ale.
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 09:06
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It was during the village fete
That a young lad tried getting a date
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 09:47
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It was during the village fete
That a young lad tried getting a date
With the tattooed lady.
She thought that maybe
She'd be better off with his mate.
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The man on the Aunt Sally stall
Sadly, had only one ball
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 12:13
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We were frankly quite baffled
Why the other was raffled
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 12:31
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When its picture was stuck on the wall.



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We'd a lot of fun smashing the china,
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 12:36
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The man on the Aunt Sally stall
Sadly, had only one ball
We were frankly quite baffled
When the other was raffled
Then won by a grateful man, Paul
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 12:40
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We'd a lot of fun smashing the china,
(Some embossed with our own Regina)
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 12:56
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We'd a lot of fun smashing the china,
(Some embossed with our own Regina
Wot an absolute shower
Off to The Tower
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 13:58
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In back of an old Moggy Minor

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There's a nice GT6 parked near me


It's spotless, I wouldn't leave it parked out on the road!
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 15:23
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There's a nice GT6 parked near me
But I was really busting for a pee
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 16:42
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So I have to reveal
On its off side rear wheel
I drained my bladder while whistling "She"

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Caught short walking home from the pub
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 17:12
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I was eating a choc ice cream tub,
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 17:39
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I wolfed down the last bit
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 22:23
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Caught short walking home from the pub
I was eating a choc ice cream tub,
I wolfed down the last bit
But I have to admit
It's not my favourite grub.
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I'd rather a good steak and onions
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 22:58
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I'd rather a good steak and onions,
Yes, that'd lift me up off my trunnions,
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Old 23rd Jul 2015, 23:53
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And you're right to be vexed
Cos you know what's coming next
I fart loudly and vibrate her bunions

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Onions produce copious gas
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Old 24th Jul 2015, 03:37
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Onions produce copious gas
Which you mustn't let go whilst at Mass.
You may sneak it out prior
But don't set it on fire
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