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Old 21st Jul 2015, 14:43
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The old ram took stock of the ewes
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 15:26
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The old ram took stock of the ewes
But having been out on the booze
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 21:59
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The old ram took stock of the ewes
But having been out on the booze
He was all out of butt
So the farmer had him cut
From the herd, so he just had a snooze
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In the paddock, down by the creek
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 00:12
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In the paddock, down by the creek
Joey was having a leak,
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 06:51
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While his tackle hung free
It was stung by a bee
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 06:55
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And he let out a mighty shriek
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 06:58
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A maiden just passing by
Heard his loud painful cry
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 07:02
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She pulled the bee sting
From out of his thing
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 07:41
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And said, "How it's swollen! My, my!..."
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 07:50
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A maiden just passing by
Heard his loud painful cry
She pulled the bee sting
From out of his thing
And said, "How it's swollen! My, my!..."
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She offered to kiss it better,
Only, of course, if he'd let her.
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 08:17
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She offered to kiss it better,
Only, of course, if he'd let her.
as he saw her lips pucker,
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 09:21
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She offered to kiss it better,
Only, of course, if he'd let her.
as he saw her lips pucker,
Along came his mucker
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 09:23
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She offered to kiss it better,
Only, of course, if he'd let her.
as he saw her lips pucker,
He Skyped his old mucker,







Dang, snap!
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 09:39
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...mucker
Who said "Oi, I'm meant to wed her!"

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On my walk down to the station
I join a beauty of Indian persuasion
And when the train's late
(Quite often; it's not great)
She runs, and her jiggling bum's a temptation.

As sorely as I want to rush
After this lovely lady's tush
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 10:14
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As sorely as I want to rush
After this lovely lady's tush
I won't unwrap her sari
'Cause I'm in a hurry
And she looks like she has a hot flush.
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Older women, its said,
Are often better in bed
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 11:23
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Older women, it is said,
Are often better in bed
Well not for me
She could be ninety three
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 12:31
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She does tend to keep me well fed

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I prefer the mature end of the scale
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 12:34
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I prefer the mature end of the scale
But I'll take whatever's on sale.
I don't get much choice
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 12:55
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I prefer the mature end of the scale
But I'll take whatever's on sale.
I don't get much choice
But as long as it's moist
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Old 22nd Jul 2015, 13:05
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I prefer the mature end of the scale
But I'll take whatever's on sale.
I don't get much choice
But as long as it's moist
I don't even mind if she's a whale
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