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Old 20th Jul 2015, 20:34
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And a door from a '91 Starion...

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...Complete with its handles and glass
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 21:13
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Complete with its handles and glass
She took it in to First Class
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 21:46
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With her arm on the sill...
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 22:13
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Complete with its handles and glass
She took it in to First Class
With her arm on the sill
She kept it until...
Someone admired her palliasse
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He asked her if she would share it
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 01:41
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He asked her if she would share it,
She asked, "Are you sure you can bear it?"

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Old 21st Jul 2015, 06:59
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Said he "can't I just..."
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 07:08
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Surf on my lust?"
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 07:19
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She said ''well that does have some merit''
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One of the vicars fancies
Was to wear his wife's silky panties
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 07:57
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One of the vicars fancies
Was to wear his wife's silky panties
And sometimes, her bra.
It was quite bizarre
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 08:19
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One of the vicars fancies
Was to wear his wife's silky panties
And sometimes, her bra.
It was quite bizarre
‘Cos the vicar and curate were Nancys.
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 08:46
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The name on the signpost said Tring
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 09:54
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The name on the signpost said Tring
Where I often go, dressed in me bling
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 10:49
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The name on the signpost said Tring
Where I often go, dressed in me bling.
About all my glitter
They're talking on Twitter
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 11:00
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The name on the signpost said Tring
Where I often go, dressed in me bling.
About all my glitter
They're talking on Twitter
What's more, in a falsetto I sing
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 11:02
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I wear gumboots to church, I know it's not normal
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 11:40
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I wear gumboots to church, I know it's not normal,
I'm from Queensland, I like to dress formal,
And I try to look look dapper,
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 12:10
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I wear gumboots to church, I know it's not normal,
I'm from Queensland, I like to dress formal,
And I try to look look dapper,
Even when on the crapper.
And on my perambulations nocturnal.
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When I go for my stroll at night
Sometimes it works out all right.
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 12:20
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When I go for my stroll at night
Sometimes it works out all right.
But if I meet a sheep
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 12:43
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When I go for my stroll at night
Sometimes it works out all right.
But if I meet a sheep
Quietly I creep
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Old 21st Jul 2015, 13:37
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When I go for my stroll at night
Sometimes it works out all right.
But if I meet a sheep
Quietly I creep
‘Cos fresh mutton is my delight
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