Limericks Mk 2

[treadigraph]

And a door from a '91 Starion...

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...Complete with its handles and glass

[goudie]

Complete with its handles and glass
She took it in to First Class

[treadigraph]

With her arm on the sill...

[Hydromet]

Complete with its handles and glass
She took it in to First Class
With her arm on the sill
She kept it until...
Someone admired her palliasse
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He asked her if she would share it

[jolihokistix]

He asked her if she would share it,
She asked, "Are you sure you can bear it?"

[treadigraph]

Said he "can't I just..."

[jolihokistix]

Surf on my lust?"

[goudie]

She said ''well that does have some merit''
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One of the vicars fancies
Was to wear his wife's silky panties

[Hydromet]

One of the vicars fancies
Was to wear his wife's silky panties
And sometimes, her bra.
It was quite bizarre

[CISTRS]

One of the vicars fancies
Was to wear his wife's silky panties
And sometimes, her bra.
It was quite bizarre
‘Cos the vicar and curate were Nancys.
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[jolihokistix]

The name on the signpost said Tring

[goudie]

The name on the signpost said Tring
Where I often go, dressed in me bling

[Hydromet]

The name on the signpost said Tring
Where I often go, dressed in me bling.
About all my glitter
They're talking on Twitter

[RJM]

The name on the signpost said Tring
Where I often go, dressed in me bling.
About all my glitter
They're talking on Twitter
What's more, in a falsetto I sing

[RJM]

I wear gumboots to church, I know it's not normal

[Hobo]

I wear gumboots to church, I know it's not normal,
I'm from Queensland, I like to dress formal,
And I try to look look dapper,

[Hydromet]

I wear gumboots to church, I know it's not normal,
I'm from Queensland, I like to dress formal,
And I try to look look dapper,
Even when on the crapper.
And on my perambulations nocturnal.
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When I go for my stroll at night
Sometimes it works out all right.

[treadigraph]

When I go for my stroll at night
Sometimes it works out all right.
But if I meet a sheep

[goudie]

When I go for my stroll at night
Sometimes it works out all right.
But if I meet a sheep
Quietly I creep

[CISTRS]

When I go for my stroll at night
Sometimes it works out all right.
But if I meet a sheep
Quietly I creep
‘Cos fresh mutton is my delight
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